Yes, there are practical lessons: World's first sex school opens in Austria [Disallowed String for - ] src="http://scripts.dailymail.co.uk..." type="text/javascript"> By Leon Watson     [Disallowed String for - ] type="text/javascript"> DM.has('shareLink', 'sociallinks', { 'id': '2068218', 'eTitle': 'Yes%2C+there+are+practical+lessons%3A+World%27s+first+sex+school+opens+in+Austria', 'eUrl': 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2068218%2FVienna-sex-school-opens-Yes-practical-lessons.html', 'eShortUrl': 'http%3A%2F%2F[Disallowed String for - excessive promotion detected]%2FtIONIE', 'eDesc': 'Ylva-Maria+Thompson+has+opened+the+world%27s+first+international+sex+school+to+teach+its+students+how+to+be+better+lovers.' });   Lessons in seduction will be given out at the 'hands on' International Sex School in Vienna Most Brits think it's an activity best learned behind closed doors. But an enterprising Swedish schoolmistress thinks otherwise. Ylva-Maria Thompson has opened the world's first international sex school to teach its students how to be better lovers. The Austrian International Sex School in Vienna offers 'hands on' lessons in seduction for £1,400 a term. The 'headmistress' says anyone over the age of 16 can enrol at 'the world's first college of applied sexuality'. Students live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they're expected to practise their homework. And at the end of the course, they are awarded a qualification. The new school head said: 'Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover. 'Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on.' School spokesperson Melodi Kirsch added: 'We are confident that the school will be a great success.     Comments (30)   I bet the most attractive girl always gets asked to help the boy's with their homework. And the mind boggles at the thought of 2 to 1 tutorials, :-) - Roger , Carmarthen, West Wales., 01/12/2011 09:40 Click to rate     Rating   108 Report abuse - Avana Beach, London, UK, 01/12/2011 00:13 You are true to form, Avana!! But you must have led a very sheltered upbringing! How sad, when the life passes you by like that. Stop reading this forum, and paper, if you don't like it!!! - Roger , Carmarthen, West Wales., 01/12/2011 09:35 Click to rate     Rating   21 Report abuse is there a discount for pensioners - ratty, essex, 01/12/2011 09:22 Click to rate     Rating   224 Report abuse Wonder if she has any job vacancies - sounds like fun. - Jock, London , but ex Gorbals, 01/12/2011 09:01 Click to rate     Rating   66 Report abuse Anyone read "Brave new World"...maybe you ought to. - Eddie John, In the real world, 01/12/2011 08:47 Click to rate     Rating   34 Report abuse it would be nice to fail, and go on and do the course again ! - jim , fife, 01/12/2011 08:47 Click to rate     Rating   148 Report abuse wonderful. - Jain N D, India, 01/12/2011 08:21 Click to rate     Rating   34 Report abuse ...and with the diploma, after finishing the Vienna International School of Sex you can easily get a job as an escort. - Steven, Surrey, 01/12/2011 08:12 Click to rate     Rating   109 Report abuse Could do with something like that over here to teach our men how to act in the bedroom - most have no idea and wonder why they are single/divorced. - Steph, Leeds, 01/12/2011 07:33 Click to rate     Rating   46 Report abuse I bet the classes are full of old men. - Iron Giant, The Moon On the contrary, the classes should be full of young men; we old old men have learnt the old fashioned, hard way. - Terry McCarthy, Chiang Mai, Thailand, 01/12/2011 06:54 Click to rate     Rating   56 Report abuse   The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of MailOnline. 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