A husband & his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it "PHONE CALL" so that the kids will not be able to decode it.   One day the husband sent his son to tell his mom that "Dad wants to make a phone call"   Mom replies tell Dad "Network is down"   Dad replied "If the network is down I will go to a PCO"   Mom replies, tell dad "If he dares go to a PCO, then I will open a CALL CENTER at home".  

jangali maanab · Sep 17, 2011 7:01 PM

 Sardar ji went to see a doctor. While having a brain check up… Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.   Sardar: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)   Doctor: Did u understand what I just told you?   Sardar: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?   Doctor: Then why are you so happy?   Sardar: Because this proves that I hve a brain!

jangali maanab · Sep 18, 2011 12:16 PM

Thanks for funny jokes. But in joke # 1 you said  "घन्टी बजेपछि आफ्नो मोबाइल मा हेर्छ त"......    Is it 'aafno' mobile or 'premika' ko moble? 

adhikari_bandhu · Sep 18, 2011 12:26 PM

Thanks adhikari_bandhu for pointing out that. My apologies. The joke goes like this:   एक पटक एउटा केटाले आफ्नी प्रेमिकाको फोन लुकेर थाहा नपाउने गरेर लिन्छ, यो हेर्न कि  कि उसकी प्रेमिकाले उसको नाम के भनेर SAVE गरेको छ ... केटाले प्रेमिकाको मोबाइलबाट आफ्नो मोबाइलमा CALL गर्छ....घन्टी बजेपछि प्रेमिकाको  मोबाइल मा हेर्छ त    MURGA NO 7 CALLING.......... 

Jangali Maanab · Sep 18, 2011 4:19 PM

 अरु पनि जाओस न ......

country_boy · Sep 18, 2011 4:47 PM

 Sum Ting Wong went to a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong's colorful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming inside his head "NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still has to accommodate time to Sum Ting Wong. So he asked Sum Ting wong,"if you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will consider you as a candidate for the position. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE AND BLACK." Sum Ting Wong thought for a while and said, "I hear the phone GREEN,GREEN, GREEN. Then I go PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW. . . . BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number lah... Don't disturb PURPLE and don't call BLACK. OK!?!? Thank you." The manager fainted.

maxpayne · Sep 18, 2011 7:07 PM

 WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER... - I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. - Aren't you the guy from the Village People? - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. - You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. - I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. - When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" - I pay your salary!

maxpayne · Sep 18, 2011 7:16 PM

 भूकम्प पनि भारतबाट आउने??? भारतीय विस्तारवाद मूर्दावाद!!! lol Last edited: 18-Sep-11 09:15 PM

DalluKoSanu · Sep 18, 2011 7:23 PM