Study finds Nepalis smarter than other asians

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A study conducted in by University of Pennsylvania Intelligence Society (UPIS) has found that Nepalis had the apt to be smarter than their Asian counterparts. The study conducted among a test group of 200 Asian students from the Philadelphia area included separate groups from India, China, Japan, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Nepal. Several tests were carried out under excruciating conditions and it was found that the subjects from Nepal showed the most mental acuity, resistance and intelligence compared to the other country subjects. Their memory and ability to distinguish different shapes and objects were superior to the rest of the group. They had more general knowledge and more physical stamina than others. Even their physique ie. external features were found to be 'more desirable' by the members of opposite sex as compared to that of Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Pakistanis or Bangladeshis. A similar long term study that was in progress that measured the success of similar test groups found that over longer periods of time, the success achieved by Nepalis were 25.7% higher than that received by the next highest Indians. Although Indians worked very hard, the result they obtained was considerably less than that received by the Nepalis. This was attributed to the superior genetic structure that was seen affecting the medulla oblangata region of the brain. The study went on to reveal that everything mentioned above was a lie and that this was an pre April fool joke to make Nepalis feel better about themselves till they read this line. Thank you for reading!

sajha onion · Mar 31, 2011 10:38 AM · 12,144 views

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just when i was about to comment i saw your name. good one.

chaurey · Mar 31, 2011 10:44 AM

Even by Nepali time it's not April yet, so the prank's on you. I like the way it was written though I knew it was a madeup story.

Stiffler · Mar 31, 2011 10:45 AM

The last paragraph was unnecessary. Your name itself would have sufficed but then there are many who don't know the significance of your nick. Anyways, always a good read.

Nas · Mar 31, 2011 10:57 AM

can we do a roast of sajha.com? Nas lead the way please

chaurey · Mar 31, 2011 11:02 AM

Chaurey - I wonder what you were gonna comment before seeing my name Stiffler - I stand humbled before you. Thanks for pointing out the date but don't forget the "pre" before april foo Nas - The last paragraph was precisely for what wrote. theonion is not common knowledge

sajha onion · Mar 31, 2011 11:25 AM

You're right. I didn't see the "pre", April Fool!!

Stiffler · Mar 31, 2011 12:22 PM

 Stupid lier! Burn in hell .. Fool a** ... it's not even that day Mr. Roach.. and the truth is Nepalese are far more smarter and intelligent than you think of yourself. Intelligence on you might be a lie but the research conducted on Copenhagen, Denmark on July 3rd of 2003 has already proved Nepalese being diligent and intelligent as well as smarter than people in our allies. Sucka! ya fooled urself.... lmao!!!

Aap Bhi Naa · Mar 31, 2011 1:14 PM

But we are the coolest, this is not April fool. See this CNN article. http://www.cnngo.com/explorati...

Khairey · Mar 31, 2011 3:15 PM

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