How to fix my brain?

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 Hi Sajha basi, I am desperately in need of help.  I have a brain like a sparrow but want to give big shits with no moral values in Sajha theads. I see all people in this sajha forum are idoits, loafer, jokers etcetera and all threads as non-sense. I feel only my thread is the most powerful and only my response is the genuine. Such habits are acting as a resistance in my career goal. I do not think I need to explain you guys again and again that I am a Phd in chemistry and going to be a Professor very soon in a reputed university and that is also in USA. Please suggest, sometimes ideas come from your malfunctioning brain.

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 5:33 PM · 14,886 views

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Your Pitutary is producing too much shit.... My honest suggestion..... Get rest for while!!!

Srijana 12 · Jan 4, 2011 5:38 PM

 Thank you very much. That is what my doctor saap also told me. When Pituitary produces too much of shit, brain fails to function. By the way, are you also doctor saap, just my curiosity. 

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 5:44 PM

Yes, I am a doctor for Idiots like you. Do you have any more questions? Last edited: 04-Jan-11 05:48 PM

Srijana 12 · Jan 4, 2011 5:48 PM

 Thank you again. I also did not have expected more than that. :)

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 5:50 PM

Good!!! You fullfill your expectation. I am happy.

Srijana 12 · Jan 4, 2011 5:51 PM

Are you happy? Then lets laugh together. HA HA HA!!!

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 6:00 PM

आयो अर्को खैजडी फेरी जोरी खोज्न 

Srijana 12 · Jan 4, 2011 6:04 PM

 Translation please. Almost forgot Nepali, do not have enough capacity to memorize the language after chemical reaction in my brain.

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 6:07 PM

Bro! Since you are going to be teaching at a reputed university in the US very soon, how about improving your knowledge of English grammar? Don't you think that the arrogance evident in your remarks would get at least some credibility if you actually do sound like a scholar?

sajhababa · Jan 4, 2011 7:10 PM

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dekchidriver · Jan 4, 2011 7:30 PM

 Thank you Sajhababa, I already told you that I have a brain of a sparrow. On the top of that it is already not working properly. How could you expect that top notch level of english proficiency on me.  But anyways, I have come up with a chemical equation which works as fertilizer to grow my brain and suggested to all if interested, 2 times a day after meal, use as massage oil on your hair.  HNO3 + NH3 ------> NH4NO3 Last edited: 04-Jan-11 07:44 PM

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 7:36 PM

US ko phdwala, i do not think so but seriously if you are a phd in chemistry then i am not going for phd. I am starting to feel that education has lost its values and dignities.

jhapaliketo · Jan 4, 2011 8:20 PM

 Bujhne lai srikhanda, nabujhne lai khurpa ko bid  Ki kaso gaule haru ho. Uttam Purusottam Katha Khattam

US ko phdwala · Jan 4, 2011 8:28 PM

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