haha dimehot, seems like you opened this thread to compete with the thread with Rated joke. It really makes me laugh after reading your joke not because it's funny but you gave the title Non rated and the joke itself is full of sperm, underware and things like that.. Seems like you're new to sajha huh..NO offense plz. It's just a joke..

boulevard dreams · May 18, 2010 10:30 PM

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KTMU · May 21, 2010 7:35 PM

TIger WOods A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

dimehot · May 22, 2010 3:47 PM

One more for Weekend: Church Bells On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Karisma went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Karisma told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. " she added: "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued,  "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

dimehot · May 22, 2010 3:56 PM

Did you say, Non-Rated? How you differentiate it with rated, your views? बुडिले कार्यालयमा काम गरिरहेको बुडालाई फोन गरेर आफु बिरामी भएको खबर सुनाइ , बुडो ले ए के भयो खोज खबरै नगरि तेसो भए फेरी मैलाई खाना बनाउनु पर्‍यो. अनी बुडिचाही बराबरा उन लागिन " अरुलाई केको धन्दा , घर ज्वाँई लाई खानको"  Last edited: 23-May-10 10:29 AM

Syanjali · May 22, 2010 7:39 PM

there you go DIME.. i am much more into the R-rate side.. but still.. i am posting the same joke i post in the other thread..  walkahead A priest is walking by a house and sees, sitting in the front steps, a young boy shaking a bottle of some clear liquid. He asks the boy what he was doing. The boy responded, "This here, Father, is turpentine, the most powerfull liquid in the world". The priest responds, "You are wrong, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world. You rub a few drops of Holy Water on a pregnant womans belly and she'll pass a boy". The boy responded, "That ain't nothing father. You rub a few drops of this in a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!" 

walkahead · May 23, 2010 12:00 PM