If I had a chance to rename Nepal's political parties... NC (Old): Nepali Congress NC (New): Non-repentant Crooks CPN-UML (Old): Communist Party of Nepal-United Marxists Leninists CPN-UML (New): Clowns Party of Nepal-United Monkeys and Langoors MJF (Old): Madeshi Janadhikar Forum MJF (New): Merely Joining for Fun RPP (Old): Rashtriya Prajatantra Party RPP (New): Royal Pets Personified (of course!) RJP (Old): Rashtriya Janashakti Party RJP (New): Royal Jesters Party but the trophy goes to... UCPN-M (Old): Unified Communist Party of Nepal-Maoist UCPN-M (New): Unified in their Commitment to terrorize the People of Nepal-Murderers