Shyam died on a road accident with no identification of any kinds on him. His body was placed at the local hospital for people to verify who he was. Two of his best friends saw the news . They went to see if it was their dear friend Shyam ,since the car involved in the accident matched the car Shyam used to drive. The first friend was escorted inside a room where the dead body was kept, face badly burnt during the accident. He asked the hospital official if he could see Shyam's behind. Hospital official let him view Shyam'a behind ,his friend then says , itz not my friend shyam. Hospital official was very surprised to see that, just looking at someone's behind and claiming that itz not his friend Shyam. The second friend comes in . He again asked the official if he could see Shyam's behind. Official lets him view Shyam's behind, his friend says , itz not my friend Shyam. Hospital official is confused now, he asked Shyam's friends, how on the earth can you identify a dead body by just looking on the behind. His friends reply, " Everytime we went to the bar with Shyam , we used to hear the bartender whisper , here comse Shyam with his 2 ass holes."

garibbakochhora · Dec 1, 2009 4:09 PM

Garibkochora......that was funny man... garibkochora bhaye pani joke ko dhani raichha ..he...he ....keep it comming guys.....

rumplestiltskin · Dec 1, 2009 5:15 PM

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS     A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.   Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.   So, the  husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.   The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.  However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.   Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just  returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.   The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the  first message, she screamed and fainted.   The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:   To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2005   I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.   I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

rumplestiltskin · Dec 1, 2009 8:43 PM

hahah...nice jokes.... ty :)

K6 · Dec 1, 2009 8:54 PM

Oh my gawd, All these jokes are awesomely hilarious!! Really had me howling out loud, thanks fellas, y'all are proper joke masters..i feel much better. Any more? :)

Femme Fatale · Dec 5, 2009 5:41 PM

funny ones....

ananta09 · Dec 5, 2009 7:48 PM

Nice!

Ahead_of_the_rest · Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM

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rumplestiltskin · Dec 10, 2009 9:50 AM

Someone will save your life or you will save someone life if you know some simple information below INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........ ......... ....... Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue I will continue to forward this every time it comes around! STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R. My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously. Please read: STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S *Ask the individual to SMILE. T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. It is sunny out today.) R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediatelyand describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke. A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. I have done my part. Will you?

natyavaruval · Dec 11, 2009 5:32 AM

Great and valuable information. Thanks. Its worth a million. thanks a bunch again.

Nikesh282 · Dec 11, 2009 8:47 AM

Valuable information agreed but why did you post it here? would have made more sense to create a separate post for it.would be a good thing if ne0 could create a whole new Medical information section in sajha.

CyberLegend · Dec 11, 2009 10:18 AM

oh my bad i guess there already is one...hidden among the advertisement jungle of sajha .

CyberLegend · Dec 11, 2009 10:23 AM