leave Applications ( Funny )

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nfosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." ·          This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.." ·          Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." ·          From H.A.L.  Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave." ·          Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave" ·          An incident of a leave  letter:  "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." ·          A leave letter to the headmaster:  "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today" ·          Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:   "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day." ·          Covering note:   "I am enclosed  herewith..." ·          Another  one:  "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." ·          Actual letter written for  application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ·          Letter writing:-   "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well." ·          A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post

iphone · Oct 29, 2009 6:34 PM · 18,299 views

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HAAAA this is funny .....

MagicMushroom · Oct 30, 2009 11:49 AM

Too funny...LMAO

Prajapati · Oct 30, 2009 11:57 AM

Pretty funny

PeaceSoul · Oct 30, 2009 2:32 PM

LL...... Hilarious !

ritthe · Oct 30, 2009 2:48 PM

another sajha classic to remain for ever !!! very very funny !!! Thanks a lot for sharing.

santoshgiri · Oct 30, 2009 6:46 PM

Thanks Iphone      Letter writing:-   "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well." keep on posting Last edited: 31-Oct-09 02:39 AM

saathtimro · Oct 31, 2009 2:38 AM

Madam:                                                                      I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press   myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and  six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working  hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a  good  batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.                                                                        I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly  gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always  giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.   That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym..  I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always open for  you.                                                                        I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why  I  am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my   things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I   will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb  belles in the gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you  and  press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.  Expecting soon,                                                             Yours and only yours Kutty

SHIV · Oct 31, 2009 7:49 AM

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