Rules for Man

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Rules for man -Written by Female. 1.     The Female always makes the rules. 2.     The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.  3.     No Male can possibly know all The Rules.  4.     If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.  5.     The Female is never wrong.  6.     If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.  7.     (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)  8.     The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.  9.     The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.  10.   The Female has every right tto be angry or upset at any time.  11.   The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.  12.   The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.  13.   The Male is expected to mind read at all times.  14.   The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.  15.   Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16.   At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and " Is that all?" when the Female is complaining. 17.   If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void! From ThickThau dot com Last edited: 06-Oct-09 03:48 PM

thickthau · Oct 6, 2009 3:44 PM · 18,568 views

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malai man paryo, tapaiharu lai ne?

thickthau · Oct 6, 2009 3:50 PM

haha..i can't stop laughing! VERY VERY TRUE!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. so many rules ... LOLOL.. I like #3: No man can know all the rules... lmao!

dekchidriver · Oct 6, 2009 4:23 PM

U GOT THAT RITE DUDE!!! FEMALES ROCK!!! WOOOOHAAAA!!!

Cerine · Oct 6, 2009 4:26 PM

thick ho yar.... 

khojdai · Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM

hahaha very true ...........

daka · Oct 6, 2009 7:13 PM

sorry for the bump.. i find this one on net Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew Author unknown If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Get rid of your cat. Sunday = Sports. Anything you wear is fine. Really. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts stared at. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. You have enough clothes. Nothing says "I love you" like sex. Birthdays, Valentine's, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. You have enough clothes. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. Foreign film are best left to foreigners. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Anyone can buy condoms. ...

hunterluv · Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM

Loved it. Might be i need some of them sometimes in future.

D J Tantrik · Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM

Basically, Female - the filter Male - the residue that is stuck all the time

black_panther · Sep 19, 2010 6:34 PM

Hunterluv thanx for sharing man.... It made my day.....n I must say, all of them were soooooo true...n no 21 was the funniest

sna · Sep 20, 2010 9:50 AM

N 13 too

sna · Sep 20, 2010 10:26 AM

Reminds me of a question i heard somewhere - If a Man speaks in a forest and there is NO woman around to hear him, is HE still wrong?

OldMaven · Sep 20, 2010 6:33 PM

@ oldmaven - He definitely is.  - No doubt about it. - No Woman - No Cry  - Marley can't be wrong Last edited: 20-Sep-10 06:39 PM