Nice jokes ! Thanks ke chha ?

Maalpaani · Jun 2, 2009 10:04 AM

A valuable lesson in Business Management (non veg) Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposalin its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!  

के छ ? · Jun 3, 2009 12:50 AM

Joke Joke and Joke!!! Rated R .....Hardcore joke vanchu ma !!!! Ekchoti K vayecha vane aauta couple ko bihe bhayecha .. naaya naya couple raat vari masta harcore xxx gayecha . keta le chai darooo diyecha raat bhari ani keti ko chai behal vayecha. Hospital nai lagne gari ketaa le diyecha haiiiii. DR-condition kharab cha...5 taka hanna parla jasto cha, yesto ni hanne ho,raat bhari raktapaat nai vayecha ni Dulaha-K garne ta DR saheb hanum na jati taka vaye ni,hijo derai nai vayo. (Bahira Dulaha churot khadai thiyo,bichamai aarko sathi aayo) Sathi-k vayo sathi Dulaha-yesto.......yesto vayo ani 5 taka hanna lageko Sathi-Jamma 5 takaa...10 takaaa hanna parcha...tight huncha 20 barsa lai haneko jasto huncha (Dulaha daudera vitra gayera Dr saheb lai) Dulaha-Dr saheb 10 takaa hanum hai DR-vai halcha ni!! (Dulaha feri bahira churot tandai,aarko sathi sanga jamka vet huncha) Sathi-K vayo yaar! Dulaha-yesto.............yesto vayo!!! Sathi-kahaaaaaaaa jammaaaaaaaaa..10 takaaaaaa ,20 takaaaa hanna parcha,18 barse keti lai gareko jasto huncha!! (Dulaha daudera bhitra gayera) Dulaha-Dr saheb ..Dr saheb 20 taka hanum hai!!! Dr-vai halcha ni. (Dulaha tenson ma bahira curot kadai,aarko sathi sanga jamkaa vet) Sathi-k vayo yrrrrrrr! Dulaha-yesto.................................yesto vayo! Sathi-jammaaaaaaaaa 20 takaaaaaaaa,30 takaaa haan van 16 barsa keti lai gareko jasto masti huncha,tight huncha bujis!!!! Dulaha-hora!!!! (Dulaha daudera vitra jancha) Dulaha - Dr saheb,Drsaheb,20 takaaaa hanum hai DR SAHEB-MALAI TAHA THIYO TAPAI FERI AAUNU HUNCHA VANERA ,TEHI VAYERA MAILE ZIPPER RAKH DE KO CHU ,JATI MA MAN LAGCHA TETI MAI HANU HOLA!!!!!!

Ninja · Jun 3, 2009 2:26 AM

Perfect Husband!!! Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course.Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you". The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like."

के छ ? · Jun 3, 2009 6:29 PM

I Quit Drinking   This  joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain: A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.” The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said, “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...! !!

के छ ? · Jun 3, 2009 6:31 PM

This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. Are you male or female ? To find out the answer, look down .. - - - - - - - I said Look down not scroll down

के छ ? · Jun 3, 2009 6:35 PM

Funny.......thanks man

truthspeaker · Jun 3, 2009 9:50 PM

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amitraja · Jun 4, 2009 12:14 AM

SWOT Analysis A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, his strength is his wife. His weakness is neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat is when he himself goes out      

के छ ? · Jun 4, 2009 5:37 AM

Once Girija Pd Koirala(GPK), Madhav Kumar Nepal (MKN) and Puspa Kamal Dahal (PKD)  were Travelling in a Pajero. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yamaraj was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks GPK and MKN to go to HEAVEN. But, for PKD had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Dahal  is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yamaraj as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of..They had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public Positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived Notions. Yamaraj  agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. GPK is asked to spell ' NEPAL ' and he does it correctly. MKN is asked to spell ' INDIA ' and he too passes. It is PKD's turn and he is asked to spell ' CZECHOSLOVAKIA '. Dahal protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus Forced to fail with false intent. Yamaraj then agrees to conduct a written test in Nepali (to give another chance assuming that PKD should at least feel that Nepali would provide an equal Platform for all three). Koirala is asked to write "KOILI BOLYO KUHU KUHU". He writes it easily and Passes.. Nepal is asked to write "BIRALO BOLYO MYAU MYAU" . He too passes. Dahal is asked to write "BADAR BOLYOO GHURRRRR......" Tough one. He fails again. Dahal  is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of Agriculture(which the other two weren't),he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in agriculture. Yamaraj says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests. Koirala  is asked: 'when do you plant paddy? ' He replied 'asar' and passed. Nepal is asked 'how many empoyees are there in Nepal Agriculture Development Bank?' He gets nervous. Yamaraj asked him to choose from 3 options: 1,000 or 3,500 Or 10,000. Nepal catches it and says 3,500 and passes. It's Dahal's turn now. Yamaraj asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 3,500 employees. Dahal accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL. Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE...... ..

के छ ? · Jun 4, 2009 6:07 AM

Beethoven When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

mR. hydE · Jun 4, 2009 7:10 AM

lol decomposing hilarious!!

gwarcha · Jun 4, 2009 8:53 AM

Want to reduce weight in a day !!!   One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Kathmandu sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5kg. He's back on the street and starts to think. "God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time...So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem," says the manager. Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign, "If I catch you, you're mine."

के छ ? · Jun 4, 2009 4:59 PM

nice jokes

i_my · Jun 4, 2009 9:57 PM

Little Johny   One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!" Last edited: 05-Jun-09 04:38 PM

के छ ? · Jun 5, 2009 4:37 PM

Sardar Failed in English   Sardar Failed in English He did English translation. 1. Main aam aadmi nahin hon             I m not a mango man. 2. Sarda aur germa fruit hain           Colda and hota are fruits 3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.              English comes to me also 4.  Do aur do baraber chaar             Give and give equal to four  5.  Mera talluk hari pur hazara se hai             I m belong to green pur thousanda

के छ ? · Jun 5, 2009 5:00 PM

Smiling dead Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while drinkig a bottle of freely offered wine . Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Santa Singh, age 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken."

के छ ? · Jun 8, 2009 3:48 AM

A Nepali  is calmly having his breakfast when an American,who is chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Nepali  ignores the American who begins to chat : American : "Do you eat the bread entirely? Nepali : "Of course! " American : "We do not. We only eat the inner part.The crust is put in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to Nepalese. " The Nepali says nothing. The American continues,"Do you eat this jelly with the bread? " Nepali : "Of course! " American : "We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container.Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to Nepalese." The Nepali  finally asks, "And what do you do with the condoms after using them? American : "We throw them away,of course! " Nepali : "We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.

के छ ? · Jun 8, 2009 4:12 AM

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

ourownparadize · Jul 14, 2009 10:56 PM

Little Johnny looks at his father and says,"Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?" Neither of them! Can I have the pleasure of announcing it to her instead? "No cock for you for one month!" (And too bad coz July has long-ass 31 days) Last edited: 15-Jul-09 08:38 AM

mR. hydE · Jul 15, 2009 8:03 AM

i got one: A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?” The man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead, seven to nothing.” A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, “What was that?” She replies, “Touchdown, tie score.” The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work another one up. He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed. The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?” He replies, “Half time. Switch sides.”

bhikhaari · Jul 15, 2009 9:52 AM

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~  Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world  crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~  Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~  Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~  Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married  yet ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~  Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap

के छ ? · Aug 22, 2009 12:22 PM

Exciting Period A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,' she said, 'but what is so exciting about a period?' 'Damned if I know,' said the little boy, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

के छ ? · Aug 22, 2009 12:35 PM

A man asked  God, how long is a billion human years to you? God replied " a minute' the man then asked God how much is a billion dollars worth to you?, God replied " a penny" the man then asked God, can you gimme a penny? God replied ' gimme a minute'.

Dirt in my eye · Aug 22, 2009 3:25 PM

Logical Vs. Legal After having failed his exam in a Student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you Can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If You however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the Exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and Neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the Same question. . . . . . . . . . He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 Year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 Year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you Have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have Failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

?? ? ? · Nov 10, 2009 8:29 PM

Some Sardar's Jokes Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything. Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di.. Sardar-'Saale teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya? Kabutar-'Saale to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'   Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa… Santa : Neeche mat dekho. Look at me.   Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal. A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?" Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."   Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!" Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai, meri ungli chod"   Women 2 sardar:What is the time? Sardar replied the answer and was slapped. Why? He answered bra pantees(12:35).   Teacher: “Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories?” Santa: "Madam, Blue Films"

?? ? ? · Nov 10, 2009 9:50 PM

This beautiful woman says, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."  I figure what the heck, so I show her mine. Then she shows me hers. Hers is bigger.

peacecountry · Dec 12, 2009 9:00 AM

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home. " I went over. Nobody was home

peacecountry · Dec 12, 2009 9:01 AM

  1.         It is not a video but a picture !!!   2. Love at First sight   3. How do girls download videos   4. Santa in Summer   Last edited: 28-Dec-09 07:38 PM

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hos prashad · Jan 18, 2010 2:38 PM

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men. ***************************************************************************** Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.  -------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.  -------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.  -------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.  -------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..  -------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.  -------------------------------------------------------------- EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? -------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  -------------------------------------------------------------- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?  -------------------------------------------------------------- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?  -------------------------------------------------------------- I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?  -------------------------------------------------------------- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

hos prashad · Jan 18, 2010 2:41 PM

1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!

ktmgal · Jan 23, 2010 8:26 AM

साझामा jokes मन पराउने मान्छे छैनन् की के ?? ल रमाइलो गरौ... let be get back to work.... _________________ ______________________ _________________ ____________________ Moral of the story :don't lie to your wife if she is smarter than you :)

के छ ? · Jan 29, 2010 6:41 PM

1. funny answers  2. Height of confusion  The young man was so nervous on meeting his future fatherin-law that he blurted out, “Sir, may I have your daughter’s hole in handy matrimony?”   3. Sit of Shit 4.  A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked: "How much is 2+2?" The housewife replies: "4!" The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those  figures through my spreadsheet one more time." The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice: "How much do you want it to be?"

के छ ? · Jan 29, 2010 7:15 PM

1. Load shedding effects in Delhi  2. Teachers Nightmare

के छ ? · Feb 22, 2010 3:02 PM

LMAO.....keep it up.

Pjay36 · Feb 22, 2010 8:54 PM