You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: • puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. • gets stabbed in a shoot-out. • sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. • tries to drown a fish in water. • thinks socialism means partying. • trips over a cordless phone. • takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. • At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius.”. • studies for a blood test and fails. • sells the car for gas money. • misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. • drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home. • gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.