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sajhakovillain · Apr 10, 2009 7:32 AM

These perpetuate the notion that somehow marriage and women are bad.  I have to say that some lines are actually funny.  But, all anecdotal laughs aside, take this scientific truth into account. Men who get married and stay married live longer and happier than those who are unmarried. This according to New England Journal of Science. Go figure.

Riten · Apr 10, 2009 7:47 AM

Riten dude, I think your philosophy is telling you are not married, Heres a local statement in New England: Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married! There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. A JOKE FOR YOU: Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

dimehot · Apr 10, 2009 8:43 AM

Copy of Dimehot:  Iliked this one ' No one knows what women want"                 - readable form.   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'  

बैरागिकाइलो · Apr 10, 2009 8:51 AM

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no_tension · Apr 10, 2009 9:06 AM

LOL! I find it suprizing that there are MILLIONS of quotes out in the web talking about the bad side of marriage. I mean if it was only one guy, sure, big deal, go cry about it. But its by a large proportion gets me thinking, maybe I should just take a chill pill and finish all that I wanna do before getting tied down ? ;) eh? the women prolly already gettin boiled up :) hehe. Peace :D

dekchidriver · Apr 10, 2009 12:18 PM

Marital Woes •Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. • Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! • Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. • It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. • It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ! • A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. • If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day • Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. • Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. • Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. • Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! • There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. • Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi. • Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! • Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon. • Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! • Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife) • What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

prerit · Apr 10, 2009 2:18 PM

To each his own. As the age-old Hindi adage goes: "Shaadi motichoor ki laddu jaisi hoti hai. Jo Khaaye to pachtaaye, nakhaaye to bhi pachhtaye" Pachhutaauni nai chha bhane, khaayerai pachhutaune ni ki kaso? ;)

pret aatma · Apr 10, 2009 2:26 PM

I am married for few years now.... I am happier than I was before.... Does that make me unique?

gyanguru · Apr 10, 2009 3:04 PM

Dude you are still in Honeymoon period, good luck.

syanjali · Apr 11, 2009 7:11 PM

gyanguru, Have been married for the last 3 years...it;s the best thing ever that happened in my life..

Yesai · Apr 11, 2009 9:59 PM

Ita been just over 2 years.... and I dont ever feel like I am married..... I married my galfren of long time.... so may be thats the vital thing..... I still have the same routine I used to have as an unmarried man.... and I think.... nothing have changed much in my wifes' life tooo I am enjoying my life than ever......

gyanguru · Apr 12, 2009 5:49 AM

Enjoy ur honeymoon guys. Marrige is not a 3 years ride. It a ride for life and there is maritual shock (just like cultural shock during migration) in the cycle. Foll all those single and independent guys, YES WE ARE UNIQUE MAN. Peace. Last edited: 12-Apr-09 10:45 AM

subrath · Apr 12, 2009 10:45 AM

hahaha.... funny quotes.

ctal · Apr 12, 2009 11:37 AM