Next time try- your wife was sick.

dharan · Mar 29, 2009 7:02 PM

I ran out of gas in the middle of interstate...

RUKDHELL · Mar 29, 2009 8:25 PM

I could not stop ma.......king.  Haa Ha HAAAa

syanjali · Mar 29, 2009 9:15 PM

TOP TEN EXCUSES THAT I HAVE USED IN THE PAST ARE 1) I didn't hear my alarm 2)  I had an appointment with a dentist at 10 AM 3) there was a big traffic in the interstate as i was coming back from New York 4) I had a stomach upset 5) high fever 6)  I sprained my ankle, so i am unable to walk. 7) Family emergency 8) Terrible headache 9) i fell on the stairs on my back hurts so bad, i need to go see a orthopedic today 10) I vomitted 4 times this morning and i think i should probably rest one more day and will try to come back to work from next Monday.

Infinity_RDA · Apr 1, 2009 3:06 PM

Here's one that a coworker used so that he can skip the testing of a prototype board for our project. 'I got poison ivy on my face.'

JediMaster · Apr 1, 2009 3:53 PM

Other than  4 and 5 rest will be flat lie or need to come with a doctors note. If you come with a good excuse, there should not be trail, only person to know the reason should be only you.  To come with a good excuse means how to be a good lier.

बैरागिकाइलो · Apr 1, 2009 6:28 PM

My best excuse at work: missed the bus.

copycat · Apr 1, 2009 7:55 PM