Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left, Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche. Wife : You are f**king me or parking me? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What is six inches long that every women loves??? A. Hundred rupee note. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 Facts of Life 1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai. 2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai. 3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab kisi ladki ka r#pe hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai, Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai. Dupatte se kya chupati ho, maal to SALVAR mein hai! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Baap: Kyun beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai. Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   2 girls returning from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She says 50 on bed, 20 on sofa, 10 on grass. Sardar gives her 50. She says wow, on bed? Sardar, no 5 times on grass!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   What is the saddest part of hindi film sholay???? Ek to thakur ki biwi hi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske hath bhi kaat diye.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Ehasaaaaaaaan Kureshiiiiiiiiii ki latest kavita : Roz college aati hooooooooooo Dupatte se kya chupati hooooooooooo Hum kya mar gaye hai janammmmmmmmmmmmm jo kitabon se dabati hoooooooooooo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar: papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied: u naughty pehle tum dikhao.