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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who's the den... He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein........... Einstein's counting......97, 98, 99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says "newton's out... newton's.... out....." Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT!!!!!!!! Last edited: 15-Apr-09 11:59 AM Last edited: 15-Apr-09 12:01 PM

*~Spring~* · Apr 15, 2009 11:59 AM · 45,974 views

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Men Should ListenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

cRunch · Jul 22, 2009 6:28 PM

lol ,last one is really funny. Yep, men should listen .........keep posting, cRunch.

*~Spring~* · Jul 28, 2009 11:03 AM

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