BOYS VS GIRLS VS BOYS *** BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. *** GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... *** GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? *** GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple *** GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? *** BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? ***

ishwor · Feb 3, 2009 12:31 PM

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' Last edited: 12-Mar-09 12:14 PM

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ishwor · May 15, 2009 8:46 AM

GAFADI DOCTORS: Someone is telling the truth. French doctor says 'Medicine  in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of  one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' The Russian doctor says 'In  my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out  of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking  for work in two weeks.' An  American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way  behind.  We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois ,  put him in the White House, and now half the country  is looking for work.'

ishwor · Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM

एउटा पार्टीमा एक भलाद्मीले धेरै रक्सी पिएर एउटी महिलालाई घुमीघुमी हेर्न थाले । 'किन यसरी हेर्दै हुनुहुन्छ ?' महिलाको धैर्यताको सिमा नाघ्यो । 'बहिनी' रक्स्याहा बोल्यो-'तपाईं साह्रै कुरुप हुनुहुन्छ ।' 'यसमा मेरो के गल्ती छ र, मलाई भगवानले नै यस्तो बनाइदिए , यसमा म के गर्न सक्छु र ?' महिलाले आहत हुँदै भनी । 'तपाईँ यहाँ नआएर आफ्नै घरमा पनि त बस्न सक्नुहुन्थ्यो ।' साभार: साप्ताहिक

bagi · Jun 5, 2009 1:40 PM