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साझामा कोहि र्याप्परहरु हुनुहुन्छ भने र्याप-ब्याटल गर्दा कसो होला? यो थ्रेडमा हाजिर गर्नु होला कोहि इछुक हुनु हुन्छ भने

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 24, 2020 3:02 PM · 1,155 views

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I am here. Bring it on homie. Lol

underwear · Sep 24, 2020 9:17 PM

म नि गर्ने र्याप ब्याटल ब्रो ! "या अल रेडी फर नाज !!" 😎 https://youtu.be/wo97R0ib1CE

Nas · Sep 24, 2020 9:48 PM

Cool. This is how this shit gonna go down: 1. First event will be between Nas Vs. Underwear AKA Thankeshwor (Unless thankeshwor claims to be a diff person). 2. Since Underwear is a little bitch, I am going to allow him to go first 3. there will be 3 exchanges each with each exchange not exceeding 16 lines. keep it short and hurtful guys!! ( NAS--> Underwerar, NAS--> Underwerar, NAS--> Underwerar) 4. we will let the public decide who won 5. Every event will be on a separate thread 6. if a rapper does not reply for 24 hours, the event will be forfeited by him. 7. Will make rules as we go

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 25, 2020 12:07 AM

if Nas and Underwear both agree, i will create a thread for this event. But i have a feeling they are gonna chicken out since they both little bitches ;)

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 25, 2020 12:09 AM

Haha crybaby. I beat you twice, this will be the third time gogo. Bring it on loser.

underwear · Sep 25, 2020 12:15 AM

Idk what you blabbering about gogo. I dont knwo who this mawfucker is. If you shitting your pants because you scared of NAS, say so homz and i will arrange for you to battle Bennedict or some other slow fucker around here. othewise grow a pair and battle Nas!

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 25, 2020 12:28 AM

हैट अन्दुस ब्रोसंग पहिलो ब्याटल ! मैले त् डरले कट्टु मै छेरि सके ! नाइँ म न खेल्ने र्याप गेम ब्रो ! अन्डीले मेरो गाँड चिकि रण्डी बनाइ दिन्छ ! साझामा मुख देखाउन लाएकको हुँदिन म ! 😂 Last edited: 25-Sep-20 01:02 AM

Nas · Sep 25, 2020 1:02 AM

नो प्रोब्लेम नास ब्रो। बरु मलाई सुटुक्क हजुरको ठेगाना म्यासेज गर्दिनुस त, म हजुरको लागी एक डब्बा ट्याम्पोन अनि लिपिस्टिक पठाईदिन्छु!

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 25, 2020 2:16 AM

Open open khelne ho? "Aaijo" (bet you modify that last word to sound cool you clown 🤡)

underwear · Sep 25, 2020 3:16 AM

Alright, let's get started, but not with Nas daju, he is a pro, all respect, but will battle with your scrawny ass bitch. Here I come - मेरो देश, तेरो भेश, मुजी ऐना हेर जाँठो तेरो फुलेको छ केश धाउंछस् कैले क्यान्सस कैले नोला भागी हिँड्ने रेस चिक्ने धक्का दिन आउँछस मलाई आफैँ खान्छस ठेश (जाँठो) यो गोगो, तेरो धोको, मेरो खेदो खन्ने प्रयास तर तँ मुजी चाँहीँ हो को? एउटा हरुवा लुजर भगुवा जस्को काका ले बैनी लाई ठोको? चिक्ने औकात तेरो खर्पन बोक्ने तेरी आमाको चाँहीँ डोको (जाँठो) ए रुन्चे, सानो भुन्टे, एक्स्ट्रा स्मल पाइन्ट लाउने हाइट नभाको पुन्टे मुजी डेरा गरी बस्छस पाखे घर चाँहीँ तेरो धुन्चे चिक्ने बैनी तेरी भ्याएँ अब प्रेग्नेन्ट कहिले हुन्छे (जाँठो) तेरो नाम, भयो जाम, मुजी रुक्दै पढ्नु पर्‍यो लामो, सकिनस राख्न 'राम'? मुजी जसरी नाम फेर्छस् लाछी त्यसरी फेर्छस् ठाम चिक्ने फेरी भाग्नु अघि तँलाई गर्छु फेरी बदनाम (जाँठो) Bring it on loser. lol

underwear · Sep 25, 2020 7:16 AM

I chose a really long and annoying-to-type username, and i feel stupid for that. Therefore will be known as MC Big Daddy from now on. I hope ya'll can respect that. Anyways, here we go homies : मुजि अण्डर ... वेर कान खोलेर सुन अनि आँखा खोलेर हेर अस्ति तेरो बुढिलाई दिएँ धेरै बेर कराउन थाली जाँठि "fuck me harder my डिएर!" जाँठिको moaning ले काम गर्यो, मेरो झर्यो, अनि चिन्ता मलाई पर्यो, तर जाँठि पर्छे दगं, cuddle गर्छे,खोल्छे मनको कुरा म सगँ भन्छे "मेरो त बुडोको सुकिसक्यो लाँडो, रात-दिनै हेर्छ त्यै ल्याप्टप भन्नि ठाँडो, चिक्न त परै जाओस ठान्काउन सक्ने नि हैन, यो मुजिलाई tolerate गर्न मन अब छैन, हरेक रात त्यो मुजि tranny bar बार धाँउछ, घरमा एक्लै हुदाँ मेरो ब्रा-प्यान्टी लाउँछ, मेक-अप दल्छ, ऐना हेर्छ, ड्रेस पनि लगाउँछ, लुकि-लुकि चाकमा डिल्डो घुसाउँछ! साँच्ची भन्नु पर्दा मलाई अण्डे भई सक्यो घाँडो, gonna dump that काँठे बाउन एक्दमै नै चाँडो" मैले भने "हेर बेबि,that's YOUR shit to deal with, Big Daddy aint your boyfriend, he's just a pussy-smith, talk out this senti shit with someone like Bennedict, now get on you knees and grab that can of cool whip!" Peace!!

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 25, 2020 10:00 AM

LMAO, those are your bars homie? Dude, a 10 year old can spit better bars with better flow and delivery. And what's up with your 4 line verses and then suddenly 2? That isn't a bridge paakhe, you just couldn't formulate a rhyme. My bars are long and in rhythm, you are all over the place with tons of errors. And you want to start a challenge? Go back 20 years and then listen to Ice T and Def Jam first, then we will talk rap. Your flow sucks, and bars pathetic, no punch, no swagger, looks like you are grunting a poorly constructed nursery rhyme. I can rap in Nepali, Ebonics, Newari and even Madhesi and could own your ass. Loser mofo. lmao.

underwear · Sep 25, 2020 10:13 AM

let the people decide whose sucks more. How about we ask NAS bro which one is the worst? You trust him, dont you?

MaMarePaniMeroDeshBachiRahos · Sep 25, 2020 10:19 AM

Ha! Confident much??? Alright, let me own you MC Daddy aka gogo, now beat this one bitch - Nigga spank MC Daddy’s mom Spank till she wanna cum Spank her by taking turns Spank so that brown azz burns When nigga named Gogo whoz a loser who went loco And turned into a homo who jerks looking at them gay photos He was once sodomized in Sajha (Sajha) Like Jews get fucked in Gaza (Gaza) And his azz bled so much nigga, made him walk in crutch nigga Took him hours to walk across the plaza So Nigga spank MC Daddy’s mom Spank till her pussy churns Her azz makes that money earn Spank like she is in porn So Gogo runs away to Nola in his raggedy Toyota Takes a selfie with magnolias like a gay who is bipolar He got laid by a Cajun Trucker (Trucker) He sucked dick of that mother%ucker (fucker) And he took all of that nigga’z cum, swallowed nigga like a rum Rum with a taste of butter So Nigga spank MC Daddy’s mom Spank like you are a DOM Turn her azz into a bomb Spank her until she’s worn Goodbye loser. LMAO Last edited: 25-Sep-20 10:56 AM

underwear · Sep 25, 2020 10:53 AM

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