So I came to the US during my early adolescent year. I have had a normal life but always been curious about village lifestyle. How do villagers in Nepal do it? It's rude to ask so I decided to see for myself and put my extra bedroom in my two bedroom apartment in queens up for rent for prospective Nepali villager. 4 couples came to see my "For married couple only" ad in sajha.com and i decided to pick the newly arrived DV winners from Palpa. Palpa seemed like a faraway town and my strategically placed camera in the room would provide me ample view of how the villagers do it. To be continued. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Last edited: 29-Jan-18 03:19 PM Last edited: 29-Jan-18 04:26 PM
sjbrana · Jan 29, 2018 3:16 PM · 9,054 views
I have a suggestion for you. You should ask your mom about this. I know you think your mom is not from village, but believe me, son, there is so much you don't know about her. hehe And this is the best idea anyway, when you put that camera your ass will end up in jail anyway.
Altijdgoede · Jan 29, 2018 4:03 PM
Village people probably do it better than your mom and dad, because look how you turned out.
asdfgh · Jan 29, 2018 4:16 PM
I think I have been successful in pissing off some villagers. Don't be too serious this is only a fiction.
sjbrana · Jan 29, 2018 4:25 PM
Oh, if pissing of people is your goal then I apologize. Looks like you need a little mental help. I shouldn't have come across so brashly. Again, sorry. Also looks like 'city boy' needs a little help with his English. 'This is only a fiction'? 'a' before fiction is grammatically incorrect. But I wouldn't expect you to be so smart, so sorry again. Last edited: 29-Jan-18 06:07 PM
asdfgh · Jan 29, 2018 6:03 PM
asdfgh you are a simpleton like your name. Are you pissed off because your parents are villagers or because are you ashamed you are one? You are as wrong about your assumptions as you are about your knowledge of grammar. See below for examples shown in online dictionary. Now that you have been proven wrong wrong and wrong you should probably shut the ef up and go along your own way villager . Village boy go back to school and learn English from better teachers than the ones who taught you. fic‧tion /ˈfɪkʃən/ ●●○ noun 1 [uncountable] books and stories about imaginary people and events OPP non-fiction romantic fiction historical fiction► see thesaurus at book2 [countable] something that people want you to believe is true but which is not true OPP fact preserving the fiction of his happy childhoodExamples from the Corpus fiction• science-fiction novels• It is a fiction that unemployment can be solved by some economic theory.• No one wants to be part of a fiction, and even less so if that fiction is real.• The best fiction conveys the richness of life.• Why is Miami such a ripe setting for crime fiction?• Chandler remains the greatest exponent of detective fiction.• It can sometimes be difficult to tell fact from fiction.• Anthony's first books were historical fiction.• The really astonishing thing is how fiction and reality can blur.• His first novel won a prize for modern fiction.• So much modern fiction is full of sex and violence.• The art of fiction is dead.• Although it is a work of fiction, it is based on fact.• Such issues are the subject of information books and works of fiction.• The president denied that he was ill, labelling the report "pure fiction."• Adopting the style of romantic fiction, she said, 'I <a class="defRef" title="love" href="https://www.ldoceonline.com/di..." style="box-sizing: border-box; border-bottom: thin dotted gray; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; text-decoration: inh
sjbrana · Jan 29, 2018 11:25 PM
Oh, you got me there didn't ya little pervert? It may be correct but sure does sound weird (us educated folk would know). I'm not a villager, neither are my parents. But even if we were, I wouldn't be one bit ashamed. So take your ugly unlaid ass back to Queens and keep making perv videos till you land in federal f you in the ass prison where black guys will be making videos of you. Also, nice job adding the 'fiction' disclaimer at the end of your post after the fact. Grammatically incorrect or not, you're still a sickening perv. If you got laid enough times in your life, you wouldn't be making voyeur videos to get off on. But the inbreeding in your family probably made you uglier than sin so now you have to resort to repressed sexual escapades like making perv videos of unsuspecting people. Have a great day dear pervert!
asdfgh · Jan 30, 2018 12:19 AM
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nayapidi · Jan 30, 2018 8:50 AM
Few things stand out with respectable asdfgh's comments on this thread. Firstly this thread was a harmless work of satirical fiction without any foul language nor inappropriate words. As claimed, I did add the disclaimer later but that does not mean that other posts in this site are all true stories if there is no disclaimer. All in all, there was no need to get personal, agitated or aggravated over this post. The only thing that seems to be not ok in this thread is asdfgh's aggressive personal attack calling mom and dad. Which leads to the conclusion that every time he thinks of sex, the first thing he thinks about is his mom and dad otherwise why on earth would you bring mom and dad when someone is talking about their sexual curiosity? Most likely it is due to asdfgh's incestuous inclinations that have directed his sexual frustrations upon his mom and dad's sexuality. His over confident personality at the face of his illiteracy in basic grammar usage, which he blames as sounding weird shows the type of personality he has. All sure of himself at the face of public humiliation of his anonymous ego with a weak outcry to save some grace. Lacking any sense of humor or appreciation for creativity, he spirals down the incestuous past that he grew up with. He compares a fiction story about sexual curiosity with topics of 'inbreeding' that is very familiar to his incestuous mind. In spite of your personal attacks, I have nothing against you because it seems like you need empathy and perhaps some sense of humor to appreciate small doses of unbridled creativity. RIP Last edited: 30-Jan-18 12:09 PM
sjbrana · Jan 30, 2018 12:04 PM
Didn't want to respond but here it is. You did a great job of masking your true intentions then, as only a true idiot would. You smugly pose as some urban elite trying ridicule 'villagers' on their sex life, all the while being completely oblivious to your own degenerateness, But then after I called you out, you changed your post with some run of the mill disclaimer. As for your 'creativity', there's nothing creative about installing hidden cameras in someone's bedroom, it has been done by many pervs who came before you. And as for you sexual curiosity, well, its extremely perverted. So, congratulations city boy! You are so urban, so stunning, so elite, so creative and well, so perverted. By the way, the only reason I brought up your mom and dad was because of your high handedness-- implying that village people are automatically inferior to your city folk as if something is genetically wrong with them. So I had to bring it up. Peace.
asdfgh · Jan 30, 2018 12:46 PM
You didn't want to respond but you wanted to do a big favor to the world that's why you responded right? I know what you mean. There was no ridicule on the original post. The only thing ridiculous is your aptitude for going all out on your wrong assumption. I could have written a parallel story about curiosity about American sexuality and I wonder what your brain would have found wrong then. Because then I would be the village boy curious of urban sexuality. Would you have brought up your grandfather and grandmother then as I would have implied your urban prejudice is less than American standard of living? I am not saying the hidden camera is creative but simply saying the written piece is a part of creative writing nothing else. I guess your great all knowing grammatically correct persona has no room for literary creativity. You see how effed up your convictions are? Ya better take a chill pill! However as I said you need to get over your incestuous convictions and stop bringing your momma and daddy at every chance you get. Last edited: 30-Jan-18 01:02 PM
sjbrana · Jan 30, 2018 12:53 PM
There was no ridicule towards village people in what you wrote? Everything you wrote in here --including you surmising that I was somehow 'ashamed' of my village roots, reeks of your disdain towards ordinary Nepalis, 95% of whom have village roots. Don't try to hide under the guile of being 'creative'. You hate village people, you said it loud and clear and its here for everyone to see (unless you want to edit that out too now). You think you're so elite and so urban and everyone else is beneath you so you can invade their privacy with a hidden camera. And please, do not kid yourself trying to pass off the pile of vomit you wrote in the original post as 'creative writing.'
asdfgh · Jan 30, 2018 1:49 PM
Well what do we know. You again did not want to respond but you are back to do one more favor. But as usual you are wrong again. The first one had no ridicule towards anyone. Read it again. Only after your brought your mom and dad into the picture I wanted to ridicule you because I thought you must have been ticked off because you were a 'villager'. There is nothing wrong with being a villager or a townie. It's only looking bad now because you made it so by going down that route.
sjbrana · Jan 30, 2018 2:00 PM
Your words not mine .... I do not have to say more! The disdain in your tone is clear as day.sjbrana Posted on 01-29-18 11:25 PM [Snapshot: 607] Reply | Notify Admin [Subscribe] Rate this Post: 0 Like ? Flag Fix Unicode asdfgh you are a simpleton like your name. Are you pissed off because your parents are villagers or because are you ashamed you are one? Now that you have been proven wrong wrong and wrong you should probably shut the ef up and go along your own way villager . Village boy go back to school and learn English from better teachers than the ones who taught you. Last edited: 30-Jan-18 02:14 PM
asdfgh · Jan 30, 2018 2:14 PM
The first one had no ridicule towards anyone. Read it again. Only after your brought your mom and dad into the picture I wanted to ridicule you because I thought you must have been ticked off because you were a 'villager'. There is nothing wrong with being a villager or a townie. It's only looking bad now because you made it so by going down that route. Let it rest now and next time come with a better attitude. Thank you
sjbrana · Jan 30, 2018 2:20 PM
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