So after two and half years, four semesters, two trips to ocean city, almost $5K of stolen money from my gas station’s cash register and exhausting youporn.com, I still was not laid. I am 26 and a virgin despite my incessant quest to change that. But my friends do not know that, they readily buy into my bullcrap that the Russian hottie I claimed to have banged in ocean city was actually doing my Israeli boss instead. So I approached Lakeesha and sooner than enough wished I didn’t. “Man you crraiiiizy? The 300lbs black woman who worked with me in the gas station fumed “I gotta huuzbend and I ain’t gone sleep wid no Minnie me whoze gotta two inch needle, go find a girl somewhere else, mo’fu#ka” I didn’t talk to her the entire day, I feared she might tell our Pakistani boss and that I’d get fired. Actually I was so scared I went to sleep that night without jacking off. I bought Lakeesha some sausage and biscuit on my way to work and as expected, that helped a lot, she was talking to me as if nothing happened. Four days later I was at it again, this time with Jose, the delivery guy from Pepsi. I knew he had right connections and smoked and sold weed and perhaps knew where I could find hookers if nothing else works. “Mah amigo, you came to a right guy ma fren, I can get you a nice Mexican chica if you wanna spend, no hooker yo, a college going chic or a housewife who wanna make extra dinero yo” Jose grinned from ear to ear. “Seriously?” I was surprised to say the least. “Heck yeah man, but they only do bj bro, no sex, $80 for half hour” Now bj didn’t serve the purpose, I wanted to get laid and end my virginity, the conventional sex I always dreamt of, the genital penetration and all that jazz, and I almost told Jose that, but I stopped short and wondered what the eff I was going to do. Jose would roll all over the floor laughing if he knew I was a virgin. I had lied to him that my fwb relocated and I just wanted a quick lay. I went home after work and thought about it for an hour and decided a bj was at least better than having none at all, maybe I would be able to feel her all over and as long as she makes me climax, it’s all good. “You call this number and ask for Pedro, he is ma best fren, he will hook you up” Jose gave me a number few days later.” Nice guy, completely safe, but don’t tell your frens yo, we only accept people we know, no one else” I couldn’t thank him enough. “Hello” some voice growled form the other end. “Uh Pedro?” I swallowed hard. “yeah, who’s this” “ A friend of Jose, he told me you could hook me up for a bj” I was shaking as a leaf as I spoke to him, he sounded frightening, and I was contemplating if calling him was a right thing to do, a pimp and a drug dealer normally opens a door to hell. An hour later I was at his apartment on  22nd E street. It was not a ghetto by any means and as I entered, I was welcomed by a tall muscular black guy and some Mexicans who all looked similar, they were drinking Modelo and were watching soccer on tv. “$80 please” a short fair Mexican extended his palms as he approached me, I figured it was Pedro. I gave him four 20 dollar bills. “Now you go sit inside on the chair” he pointed to a room “My man Leroy will tie your hands and blindfold you and a nice chica will come and serve you for half hour, but if you finish fast you are outta here in second, comprende?” His voice was threatening. “What?????” I cried “I don’t want that, I want me to be free” “Not gone happen amigo, the girl goes to college, her dad is a hardworkin’ proud man, he will kill her if he knows she been doin’ dat, the girl wants a Samsung galaxy S5, and she is doin’ this for only that reason” “Hell no, I want my money back and I am out” I was extremely upset. “Not gone happen, you’re more dan free to get your ass outta here, but I already called the girl and she is drivin’ here, she will need money whether you want bj or not” Moments later I was blindfolded and Leroy was tying my hands behind my back. “Why do you want to tie my hands” I barely got my voice out of my throat. “Cause you’d take your blindfold off” the black guy snapped. Next few minutes were spent in complete agony, I was sweating and breathing hard, but as I discovered that the blindfold wasn’t as tight around my head as I thought it would be. I admit I have a tiny head, both on top and err…at the bottom. “She’s here” I heard the big guy snarl. It had been thirty seconds since she was on me and I couldn’t help but think why her fingers felt so rough and so thick? Maybe she is a short Mexican girl who does a lot of chores at her house. Mexicans are like that, short, fat and hardworking. I was almost sure she muffled her giggle the moment she unzipped me, my wee-wee was barely four inch and when limp it was almost hard to find. I was sad for a second when I really started feeling good, she was doing it nice and hard, her mouth tightly around that erect shaft and I knew something inside me was starting to boil which would soon want to erupt. But I wanted to see her face, at least once, or else I would die in suspense, so I shook my head few times until my left eye’s mask blindfold cup dropped down a little and I could faintly see the door in front of me. I took few long breath and then looked down, carefully so because I didn’t want to scare her. And then I screamed on top of my lungs as if I had seen a ghost. It was a short black Mexican GUY going down on me. “Mothaf#$kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, let me out you a$$hoooooles” I screamed so hard even the aliens in a different galaxy must’v heard it. And I started crying loud, and then everything was a blur. The last word I heard as I was walking like a zombie out of that apartment was Leroy and Pedro cursing me. “You d!ckhead, you scared the sh!t out of her, get outta here naww” Ever since then I don’t feel like working, going to school, eating, and I can’t even think about looking at porn sites anymore. Does that make me gay now?