सहि हो! बल्ल एउटा गतिलो कुरो देखियो ! आज शुक्रबार एकाबिहानै के तान्नु भो सर ? येस्सो भनम न !

ramprasadneupane · May 30, 2014 2:33 PM

"bring a New World Order." उज्ल ब्रो, म त् निउ वोर्ल्ड अर्डरको एक नम्बर दुश्मन हो ! The New World Order : You Have Been Warned ! http://sajha.com/sajha/html/in... तर मलाइ लाग्छ ब्रोको "निउ वर्ल्ड अर्डर" ग्लोबलिस्टहरु को NWO नभई सनातन धर्मको "कस्मिक कन्स्तिचिउसन" अनुरुपको भेदिक निउ वर्ल्ड अर्डर हो ! यो अर्डर चै म अवस्य समर्थन गर्ने छु ब्रो ! हो ब्रो, यो कलियुगमा हामीले भेदिक साइन्स सबै भुलेका छौ, र भेदिक यज्ञ टेक्नोलजीकल साइन्स त् अचेल लोप भैसकेको छ ! अनि पाखण्डीहरुले जे पायो तेही यज्ञ गरिराका छन् ! तेस्तो यज्ञ खालि पैसा. लोभ र लालचीको लागि मात्र हो ! मेरो पनि अस्ति केहि महिना अगाडी "जब" लाग्न ढिलो भाकोले मेरो मम्मीले पशुपतिमा मेरो लागि यज्ञ गर्न भाको थियो ! त्यो खाते पण्डितले ११०० रुपियाको टिकट काट्न लगाउन भएछ, मम्मीलाइ ! मैले त् मम्मीलाइ भनेको थिए, मम्मी अचेल त्रु भेदिक साइन्तिफ़िक वे मा यज्ञ गर्दैनन्, तेसैले तेस्तो खाते यज्ञ नगर्नुस भनेर ! तर बिचारी मेरी मम्मी त् हो, छोराको अर्को प्रोजेक्ट छिटो लागेन भनेर निक्कै सुर्तामा परिन ! खासमा मलाई त्यो मार्केटिंग गर्न अलिक अल्छि गरेर काम ढिलो भाको मात्र थियो ! ब्रो, म पनि अचेल योगी बन्ने प्रयत्नमा छु ! मैले सनातन धर्मको रिसर्च गरे पछि, हामि हिन्दु यानी कि "हिँसा से दुर" भन्ने कुरो चाल पाएर, मासु खान नि छोदिदेको ! म पहिले नेपालमा जो जान्थे, फर्की आउँदा ५ किलो राँगाको सुकुटी मगाउने मान्छे ! त्यो सुकुटी चपाउदा चपाउन्दा मेरो बंगादा नै दुक्थ्यो ! तेस्तो मसाहरी थिए म ! तर योगी बन्ने धारणा लिएर मैले मासहरी छोदिदेको ! अनि अब मैले  मदिरा पान र स्त्रीहरुको योनिपान छोड्ने कोशिश गर्दै छु ब्रो ! त्यो चैँ अलिक टाइम लाग्छ जस्तो छ ब्रो ! अनि ब्रो ले सोध्न भयो, "व्हेर आर त्रु योगीस ?" ! ब्रो यो संसारमा अब धेरै कम योगी छन् ! धोति योगीहरुको त् बिस्वास गर्न नि गारो छ यो कलियुग मा ! तर भारतमा थोरै भएनी केहि तिबेतन त्रु योगीहरु छन् ! मेरो त् इच्छा छ म नि यो खाते भौतिक संसार छोडी हिमालमा गएर तपस्या गर्ने र आफ्नो त्रु सेल्फलाइ चिन्ने ! तर मेरो यौन शक्तिमा मैले काबु पाउन सकेको छैन ! तेसैले अलिक टाइम लाग्छ योगी बन्न ! मलाई ट्रुली तपस्या गरेर त्रन्सेनडेन्टल नलेज पाउन मन छ ब्रो ! Last edited: 31-May-14 01:17 AM

Nas · May 31, 2014 1:15 AM

If yogis enter politics, then they'd not be yogis anymore. They'd be politicians. Yog and politics don't mix.

Power_Ranger · May 31, 2014 9:19 AM

@ Nas.... Yes, I am talking about cosmic constitution that governs the entire galactic system. The present democratic style of government has become so corrupt that we need a new form of administrative system which understands the essence of life. Today, the layout of our society has been extremely narrowed. We (Yogis) want to expand the consciousness of each individual so that they can live their lives in full potentials. @Power_Ranger..... I suggest you read Bhagavad Gita. Lord Krishna delivers the speech in the middle of a war and makes Arjuna perform his duty! He teaches the essence of Vedanta in Kurukshetra. A true yogi understands he is a silent witness consciousness, so he is free from the 'Agami Karma.' What is there to gain by doing something and what is there to gain by doing nothing? When Vashitha delivered his Yoga to Rama, he said, do what needs to be done, but realize your real Self. Rama did not chose to sit and meditate in a jungle when Sita was abducted.There is a whole practical aspects of Vedas. The Atharva Veda deals with all practical aspects including medicine, education system, aerodynamics, administrative system etc.

ujl · Jun 3, 2014 7:40 AM

Can them so called yogis bring running water, electricity, petrol, affordable food on the table ?how do you teach someone the essence of life when he is dying of hunger ? lol !! Krishna #hashtags Arjuna to perform his duty while lol'ing @ Duryodhana. ujl this is Kaliyug not satya yug....

BathroomCoffee · Jun 3, 2014 7:54 AM

I like your line of thinking. There is a lack of empathy and compassion thesedays. kaliyug and satyeyug are just blanket statements about the well being of the world . Due to lack of resources because of population boom everyone is struggling to make do with the available resources and lots of people are being more greedy than before leaving less and less for the rest of the people, thus contributing to worsening of the general situation otherwise known as kaliyug.

rethink · Jun 3, 2014 11:06 AM

Enough with ur yogi and pujas bullshit. Can u be little real?? It's all in your head , and them chanting n puja is nothing but placebos.. If u believe in something whole heartedly, n work towards it , it will happen. Stop crying , calling for yogis , yogis made the choice to live life without worldly pleasure, you make your own choice, good or bad , you face the consequences urself.. So chill, truth is you are by urself, everyone is, change urself if u feel like, coz you certainly cant changs others against their will.. If you are that itchy bout changing others, start with the ones closest to you.. It's posdible, but not an easy task.

Frugal · Jun 3, 2014 11:47 AM

I agree power ranger, we need well educated and capable politicians. It's a dirty game, so if you think you are too divine to get into mud, its not for you. A true diplomat, is what we need , as we lie between two big nations.

Frugal · Jun 3, 2014 11:53 AM

@nas bro, तिमि यौ जुनी मा योगी बन्नु त उही हो अब ...तिमीले कहिले मदिरा र योनि पान छोड्ने ..कहिले योगी बन्ने...कहिले यो संसार को हित हुने..बरु मेरो कुरो मान्छौ भने मदिरा पान अलि कम गर ..योनि पान अलि बढी गर अनि यो जिबन को सके सम्म आनन्द लिउ ... आरु मु**जी कुरा भन्या तेस्तै हो | :)

dkhanal · Jun 3, 2014 12:40 PM

डि.के हनाल ब्रोको कुरो एक दम सोचनीय छ ! मेरो ढुक्कुरले पनि अहिले राम्रो माइलेज दिरहेको छ ! तेसैले अहिले नि योगी बनि नहाल्नु पर्ला ब्रोले भनेको जस्तै ! तर जीवनमा मेरो योगी हुने प्लान चै छ ब्रो !

Nas · Jun 3, 2014 1:00 PM