shared from buzzfeed 1. Always being at least a little bit jet-lagged for the first week of classes. artistofdoom.tumblr.com 2. Drinking legally* at home for years, but moving to the U.S. and suddenly being underage. twirlit.com *Or at least easily. 3. Finding a friend with whom to go home for Thanksgiving… Nickelodeon / Via fuckyeahreactions.tumblr.com Or being literally alone on campus, while you scroll through everyone’s family-and-food Instagrams. Nickelodeon 4. Converting everything from American dollars to your home currency, and feeling abysmally poor or dangerously rich, depending on where you’re from. magpielibrarian.wordpress.com I would love an OBJECTIVE idea of how much I should spend on dinner, please. 5. Spelling and pronouncing random words differently than Americans do… wifflegif.com WTF is “Uh-LOO-mi-num”? It’s aaa-luh-MINI-yum! COME ON. And dealing with idiots who insist that your way isn’t just different, it’s wrong. HBO / Via gameoflaughs.tumblr.com 6. Figuring out which ID to carry with you when you go out. Nickelodeon / Via jetsettimes.com At some point, you’ll find yourself at a club with your passport in your back pocket, certain it’s going to fall out and get you deported. 7. Initially being overwhelmed and shocked by the humongous food-portion sizes… New Line Cinema / Via blog.chegg.com And then, in a few months, being completely able to finish an entire portion AND order dessert. landingstanding.com 8. Having random gaps in your pop culture knowledge, and resorting to the smile-and-nod tactic to pretend you know what’s being talked about. perezhilton.com Yes, I heard “Ignition (Remix)” for the first time this year. No, I haven’t seen every Mary-Kate and Ashley movie. Who the hell is Cousin Skeeter? 9. Going days without talking to your parents because when they’re up and free to call, you’re not. ABC / Via lifeoutloud.kelseymcevoy.com 10. The shock of realizing that your version of America was based on TV stereotypes. instagram.com NBC / friends.wikia.com SOME SOLO CUPS ARE BLUE, NOT RED. “CENTRAL PERK” DOESN’T EVEN EXIST. 11. When you accidentally use slang from your home country and everyone looks at you like you’re nuts. Paramount Pictures / Via adonis49.wordpress.com 12. Scouring the entire continental United States for someone who will cook your native cuisine as well as your mom. sachieskitchen.com And eventually missing home food so much that you find ways to slip it through customs. antiecclesiastically4.rssing.com Risking deportation has never been more worth it. 13. Speaking of which: Having a constant fear that every tiny infraction will result in you being deported. goodreads.com 14. Paperwork. So much damn paperwork. blog.lovespeaking.com Are I-20 and I-94 new Apple products designed to inflict torture on international students? 15. And maniacally scrambling to the international students’ office to get all of it signed in time. gifbin.com No matter where you went to school, chances are this building was located literally AS inconveniently as possible. 16. The awkward resentment you feel when people try to tell you they know how you feel. justarandomhero.blogspot.com OK, OK, OK, everyone’s experience is valid… BUT YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE. 17. Navigating the weirdness of your slowly evolving accent… Especially when your mom calls. Warner Bros. / Via ampersandean.com 18. All the hours you’ve wasted standing nervously in airport immigration and security lines. 18mr.tumblr.com 19. The dread and fear you associate with the letters O, P, and T. searchsimplicity.com 20. And the fact that so many potential employers seem allergic to the words “visa” and “sponsorship.” hollywoodassistants.tumblr.com 21. The brief and horrifying moment when you seriously consider marrying someone for a green card. Focus Features / Via a-little-blonde-distraction.tumblr.com Because god knows it’s easier than getting that work visa. 22. Figuring out what the holidays mean and how you should be responding to them. pishelle.buzznet.com Fourth of July, Columbus Day, Presidents Day, MLK Day, etc., etc., etc. JUST TELL ME WHEN I CAN STAY HOME PLEASE. 23. Your constantly buzzing phone, thanks to WhatsApp, BBM, and Viber… lovethus.com And the fact that your friends across the world are awake when you’re trying to sleep. humorinrecovery.tumblr.com 24. Telling people where you’re from and then having to deal with their questions and misconceptions. Paramount Pictures / Via orykath.tumblr.com “Why is your English so good? Did you have a computer?” 25. Constantly worrying about reinforcing stereotypes, and feeling a responsibility to break them. CBS / Via sodahead.com Relatedly: The horror of realizing you’re someone’s Token Foreign Friend. Disney / Via chaudmag.com LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM. 26. The fear that at the end of this crazy, beautiful ride, you’ll have to pack up and leave… reactiongifs.com 27. …abandoning this golden land of freedom and opportunity for a future that is completely uncertain. Fox / Via moorecommgroup.com Oh, well! Who knows what adventures wait ahead? Good luck! mrwgifs.com Last edited: 13-Mar-14 11:24 AM Last edited: 13-Mar-14 11:26 AM
infonews · Mar 13, 2014 11:19 AM · 12,967 views
1. When you got off the plane… …and complete panic set in. WHAT were you doing in this strange land? 2. This was you on your first day at school Wuss. 3. You figured Skyping home would help you through the transition but then your laptop crashed. When you finally got it to work all you wanted to do was jump through the screen and be home already. 4. But things started to look up. Your advisor pronounced your name right! You didn’t even have to correct him. Then Starbucks spelled your name right on your coffee cup! You almost peed your pants from the joy! 5. Meanwhile you tried to field asinine questions like this: And the only reaction you had was… …I mean how? Just how? The questions continued. And they were downright painful. 6. You also got this a lot. You got it so many times that… …meh. 7. But amidst all this you managed to bust a stereotype. Bazinga! You couldn’t stop that 1000 watt smile. Mwahahahaha proved them all wrong didn’t you? 8. You also got caught reinforcing a stereotype. Oh well it’s who you are and where you came from so there. 9. Finding your favorite food from home at the local grocery store was cause for a party! 10. This was you trying to make friends: Then you remembered you spoke their language. Duh! And that got you to this crazy bunch. Very crafty. 11. Remember that time when you asked your parents for money? And they said no. So you tried to guilt them in to sending you some. 12. When one of your new friends invited you over for dinner… you wanted to do this but… …this is what you mustered up. 13. However, after the initial hiccups… Your friends became family and… …this strange land became home. Hooray for making it!
infonews · Mar 13, 2014 11:32 AM
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