You know you're old & married when you start thinking Valentine's Day is for fool. I can't remember how many roses & chocolates I've wasted to make some girls happy. If I had saved them all I'd have owned some nurseries & solved the hunger problem in Africa. I wasn't an emotional guy back then. Many girls rejected me on Valentine's day. But I had found ways to fight back tears & jerked them off on Priya Rai's videos. I had sent girls flowers, chocolates, teddy bears and cards. In return, all I got was credit card bills. One Valentine day, I was single, lonely & bored. So I called her up.She showed up on time. I gave her flower, chocolate, teddy bear & $100 bill. She was surprised. In return she took out a balloon and did a heck of a job of blowing on me. Best valentine ever! :) Trying to be a health conscious, I gave my wife dark chocolate on Valentine's day. But I guess she didn't like it. She frowned & said to me, " aafu jastai kaale chocolate lyaechha." When I forgot to bring her flower on Valentine's day, I was showered with rice flour in the kitchen. So my friends remember this day. Before marriage they expect it, after marriage they demand it! And the last not the least, don't try that cheesy song "hello puja or whatever , k chha maiya..you looking sweet today..." . You are going to look like an idiot. Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks Mangale

mangale · Feb 13, 2014 3:16 PM

Back with a bang. Liked it.

KaliKoPoi · Feb 13, 2014 3:55 PM

Why sajha won't let me comment via mobile?

mangale · Feb 15, 2014 8:50 PM