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no_more_crush · Sep 30, 2013 11:35 PM

Attention Shoppers!! Attention seeking goat is on the loose again. Please do not feed the troll. Do not reply to this thread!!!

Kiddo · Oct 1, 2013 12:00 AM

bittertruth · Oct 1, 2013 12:11 AM

 DO YOU HAB ANY OTHER CRITERIA? LIKE IF HE NEEDS TO BE FROM NEPAL OR USA OR EUROPE OR BE VIRGIN?  GOOD LUCK 2 U

mindurbusiness · Oct 1, 2013 11:25 AM

SexyWhitegal and Mindurbusiness: Physical Six feet tall – I’m 6ft 1in tall! Muscularly toned and athletic – I work out regularly, I definitely got this one! Brown eyes – I thought my eyes were brown because I’m full of sh*t, but apparently not :) Short dark hair – Yup! I got short and dark hair! Smooth chest – My chest is as smooth as a baby’s bottom! Clean shave – I keep a soul patch on my chin, otherwise, I’m definitely a clean shave guy! Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less – I can be ready in 10 minutes, shower, shave, dressed and hair did! And I only shop at Express, so yeah I would say I have a good fashion sense :) Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater – If you’ve ever seen me in the fall, you would know that this one is all me! Love some nice Express jeans and an Express v-neck sweater! Habits Non-smoker – I quit smoking, but sometimes I’ll smoke if I’m drinking, so this is a maybe for me. Prefers beer over wine or cocktails – I like me an ice cold beer, and I hate wine! Admits when he looks at other women – I really try not to, but when I do look at another woman, I don’t try to hide it, so this is another yes! Eats meat – Hell yeah girl! Education, Career, Money College degree – I realize I work in radio, but I do have a psychology degree! Earns more than you, approximately $76,000-a-year – Okay so I don’t make this much money, I work in radio for the love of the game, not for the small pay checks lol, so this is a no for me :( Drives an Audi – I love how it only says Audi! It could say Mercedes or BMW, but it’s Audi! I drive an Audi A4 Quattro 2.0 Turbo! WOW! Hobbies Loves shopping – Don’t even get me started, my wife and I can spend money and shop for an entire day! I love shopping! Watches football – I watch ever Dallas Cowboys game, and the play-offs, then Super Bowl, so that’s a big 10-4! Can swim and ride a bike – I can swim, ride a bike, ride a motorcycle, so that’s another yes for me! Knows how to change a tire – I can change a tire, an entire engine, I grew up as a shop kid, yeah I can work on cars! Changing tires is the easiest part! Has a driver’s license – HA! Yes I have a driver’s license haha! Never saw this one coming! But, another yes for me! Likes dramas and reality shows – I hate reality shows and dramas, unless you count Breaking Bad or Son’s of Anarchy as drama? But I don’t think so…so this would be a no for me. Other Calls his mom twice a week – Call or text, mom and I talk about twice a week! Says “I love you” only when he means it – I do love my wife, and every time I tell her I lover her, you better believe I mean it! Is sensitive when you’re upset – Yes! It’s very important to sympathize with your partner’s feelings, so when Suzanne is upset, I try to be an ear for her and a shoulder for her. Has a good sense of humor – Hello? Have we met? My name is Dallas Chambers, and I would say I have a great sense of humor! Wants a family – I make jokes, but in the grand scheme of things, I want some children! I have way to much knowledge in my brain! I have to procreate and pass all this knowledge on to some kids! So, another yes :) So out of the 26 qualities that make up the perfect man, I score a 23 out of 26! I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I must be pretty damn close :) Ladies, does your man meet some of this criteria? Guys, be honest with yourself, see how you paired up against the listed qualities!

Nevani · Oct 1, 2013 2:17 PM

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baalmatlab · Oct 1, 2013 5:43 PM

 Let me screw you upside down gal n u will find everything on me. Further I m looking for a wife too who can cook n clean. But she has to be naked all the time in the house while cleaning n cooking, I will bang her while she is cooking chicken curry, also she has to serve drinks naked to my frens at party, n when I tell her to sleep with any of my fren she has to do. She gotta have curves n lots of meat on her butt, the butt has to be bubblacious like a white gal with a black ass u know what i mean regards Gorikopoi Last edited: 01-Oct-13 07:55 PM

Iamback · Oct 1, 2013 7:53 PM

Way too many fails in this thread. 

riddle · Oct 1, 2013 11:00 PM