How I made million dollar with a iphone

After a long and tiring day I decided to go to a party hoping to hook up with some chicks. Ugly me nobody gave me any look. So I started drinking and enjoying hookah. I was so hung I just slept on the sofa with a chick who was intoxicated beyond consciousness of oneself. I hugged her and slept and suddenly my hand struck her iphone. I used her fingerprint to unlock the phone and started playing with her iphone. Eventually I reached to her bank account information. Oh my god, to my surprise there was so much money i had never imagined to see in life. I download an app for borgata casino and started trying my luck. I placed big bets as i thought the money was never going to finish. To my surprise the money was almost over and had only $1000 left. I thought of buying some clothes (I had not bought in a year) and so transferred the money to my account. I then deleted the app from the iphone. A friend of mine had told me caesars was better than bogarts and so I started wondering again if I should try caesars. So I downloaded caesars app. I started playing small amount of money but still lost and got to $569. It was already late and I was starting to get bored. So out of anger I placed a big bet of $550. Oh my lord!! You made my life.I won a million dollar. The beautiful chick made my life. I placed the remaining $19 by the side of the angel, kissed her and left never to return back.