Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of sex with his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad? His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed" Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, f**k him?