Posted by: BadhiJanne December 29, 2016
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Since Kattukobhai, Khumbule and many others keep complaining that Magorkhe’s writing is unreadable, I will try to translate it into English. Perhaps it’d be more understandable.
"दशैको बिदा सुरु हूँन पाएको छैन घर कूदन तैयार हुईनथ्यो | अहिले सम्झिदा जिउ सीरिंग हुन्छ | ट्रकको पछाडि होईन हुड़मा सुतेर गईनथ्यो | दशैमाँ हिन्दू बाहेक अरुलाई त भ्याकेसन नै हुन्थ्यो , तेहि कुरा समझिए | क्रिसमस : क्राईस्ट जन्मियो जून / जुलाई तीर मनाऊं चै डिसेम्बरमा | यिनले पानी हाम्रै नक्कल गरेका हूँन की यिनी हरु पनि हाम्रा ब्राम्हण भन्दा तीन हात माथिका भएका हूँन ? फाल्गुन चैत्र तीर दशमी मनाईन्थ्यो जाठा हिनुस्तानी हरु हैजाले सखाप नै भए पछि एउटा चतुरे ले ज्यांन जोगाउने उपाय निकालेका हुनाले हिन्दुसानीको संख्या यो बिधि बढन गएको नत्र हरेक दशै तिहार मिलाएर १-२ सय मात्रै माथि पुगे पनि हजार बर्ष देखिको जंमोत्पादन को हिसाब गर्नुस त ? हदै भए ४०-५० करोड़ पुग्थ्यो होला ? फेरी तेस बेला हैजा लाग्यो भने पानी पिउन दिदैन थी ए | एस्तै हिसाबले त तिमि हामी पनि जन्मीएकै हुदैन थियौ होला ?"
As soon as Dashain holidays started, I’d be ready to run towards home. The very thought sends chills down my spine. I’d go in front hood, not the back of a truck. For non-hindus, Dashain would be a vacation. Christmas: Christ was born on June/July but they celebrate it on December. Are they copying us or are they three hands over our bramhins? We used to celebrate dashain around Falgun/Chaitra fucking Indians started dying off of dysentery (?) then one quick-witted conceived a life-saing scheme which helped Indians increase their population otherwise every Dashain-Tihar would only assemble 100-200 but please do the calculation for more than 1000? Maximum it’d have reached 40-50 crores? Then again, at that time a dysentery patient weren’t allowed to drink water. I guess that’s how we were born.
ERROR!! ERROR!! I cannot take it anymore. Nothing makes sense and I tried to translate line-to-line. My system is crashing, I cannot continue doing it. Can somebody take over? System overload!!! Error!!!
"दशैको बिदा सुरु हूँन पाएको छैन घर कूदन तैयार हुईनथ्यो | अहिले सम्झिदा जिउ सीरिंग हुन्छ | ट्रकको पछाडि होईन हुड़मा सुतेर गईनथ्यो | दशैमाँ हिन्दू बाहेक अरुलाई त भ्याकेसन नै हुन्थ्यो , तेहि कुरा समझिए | क्रिसमस : क्राईस्ट जन्मियो जून / जुलाई तीर मनाऊं चै डिसेम्बरमा | यिनले पानी हाम्रै नक्कल गरेका हूँन की यिनी हरु पनि हाम्रा ब्राम्हण भन्दा तीन हात माथिका भएका हूँन ? फाल्गुन चैत्र तीर दशमी मनाईन्थ्यो जाठा हिनुस्तानी हरु हैजाले सखाप नै भए पछि एउटा चतुरे ले ज्यांन जोगाउने उपाय निकालेका हुनाले हिन्दुसानीको संख्या यो बिधि बढन गएको नत्र हरेक दशै तिहार मिलाएर १-२ सय मात्रै माथि पुगे पनि हजार बर्ष देखिको जंमोत्पादन को हिसाब गर्नुस त ? हदै भए ४०-५० करोड़ पुग्थ्यो होला ? फेरी तेस बेला हैजा लाग्यो भने पानी पिउन दिदैन थी ए | एस्तै हिसाबले त तिमि हामी पनि जन्मीएकै हुदैन थियौ होला ?"
As soon as Dashain holidays started, I’d be ready to run towards home. The very thought sends chills down my spine. I’d go in front hood, not the back of a truck. For non-hindus, Dashain would be a vacation. Christmas: Christ was born on June/July but they celebrate it on December. Are they copying us or are they three hands over our bramhins? We used to celebrate dashain around Falgun/Chaitra fucking Indians started dying off of dysentery (?) then one quick-witted conceived a life-saing scheme which helped Indians increase their population otherwise every Dashain-Tihar would only assemble 100-200 but please do the calculation for more than 1000? Maximum it’d have reached 40-50 crores? Then again, at that time a dysentery patient weren’t allowed to drink water. I guess that’s how we were born.
ERROR!! ERROR!! I cannot take it anymore. Nothing makes sense and I tried to translate line-to-line. My system is crashing, I cannot continue doing it. Can somebody take over? System overload!!! Error!!!