Posted by: mily March 2, 2016
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What will happen to immigrants (including you @whatajoke) if Trump becomes the president?
"You probably look foreign. oooh. That sucks for you. Yeah, see, the Trump Gestapo (formally known as the US Police Force) will question you to see your papers at checkpoints and in your business. You probably don't work at a farm, and hopfully you don't work in any labor position, so it might be a while before they start harrassing you at work (in fact, it's probably better you don't leave the house)
I mean, you won't be arrested or anything. HAHA. Of course that's ridiculous. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORT EVERY F****G PLACE YOU GO!
I mean if you have to get the mail, make sure that book is in your pocket, because if they are going to hunt down 11 million people they are going to be checking everyone!
I'm expecting there to be Pro-Trump signs up in a lot of restaurants not serving people that look like they might be illegal. So stay out places like that. In fact - I think you should stay out of Arizona and New Mexico altogether. And Texas.
Take acting classes and try to get rid of the accent- they will not be welcome in Trump's America. Also, stay out of the sun. Too much exposure- dark skin might be a red flag in Trump's America. The Gestapo have a lot of people to round up and there's no reason to look like one of them. Also, make sure you find a lawyer. I know you don't need one, but if the police do detain you (I TOLD you to make sure you have your passport when you get the mail damn it!) you will want to have them on speed dial just in case.
In fact, here's an Idea. Get a copy of your student/work visa imprinted on your shirt. I know it seems a little like wearing a Jewish star, but in this case it might have the effect of having the authorities leave you alone. If Trump wins, I might look into getting that kind of tee-shirt company started up (NOBODY STEAL THAT IDEA DAMN IT!).
So, let's recap - Stay away from farms, construction sites, resturants, Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, have your passport attached to a chain connected you at all times like a spy with an attaché case and don't talk to anyone ever."
https://www.quora.com/What-will-happen-to-international-students-in-the-US-if-Donald-Trump-becomes-president
"You probably look foreign. oooh. That sucks for you. Yeah, see, the Trump Gestapo (formally known as the US Police Force) will question you to see your papers at checkpoints and in your business. You probably don't work at a farm, and hopfully you don't work in any labor position, so it might be a while before they start harrassing you at work (in fact, it's probably better you don't leave the house)
I mean, you won't be arrested or anything. HAHA. Of course that's ridiculous. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORT EVERY F****G PLACE YOU GO!
I mean if you have to get the mail, make sure that book is in your pocket, because if they are going to hunt down 11 million people they are going to be checking everyone!
I'm expecting there to be Pro-Trump signs up in a lot of restaurants not serving people that look like they might be illegal. So stay out places like that. In fact - I think you should stay out of Arizona and New Mexico altogether. And Texas.
Take acting classes and try to get rid of the accent- they will not be welcome in Trump's America. Also, stay out of the sun. Too much exposure- dark skin might be a red flag in Trump's America. The Gestapo have a lot of people to round up and there's no reason to look like one of them. Also, make sure you find a lawyer. I know you don't need one, but if the police do detain you (I TOLD you to make sure you have your passport when you get the mail damn it!) you will want to have them on speed dial just in case.
In fact, here's an Idea. Get a copy of your student/work visa imprinted on your shirt. I know it seems a little like wearing a Jewish star, but in this case it might have the effect of having the authorities leave you alone. If Trump wins, I might look into getting that kind of tee-shirt company started up (NOBODY STEAL THAT IDEA DAMN IT!).
So, let's recap - Stay away from farms, construction sites, resturants, Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, have your passport attached to a chain connected you at all times like a spy with an attaché case and don't talk to anyone ever."
https://www.quora.com/What-will-happen-to-international-students-in-the-US-if-Donald-Trump-becomes-president