Awwwww ! Meeru hajur lai joke hai ta! ;)...ALl the below jokes dedicated to MEERU and only MEERu ! muauaah ! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*~ A fan of Beethoven went to visit Beethoven's grave and when she got there, she heard the ninth symphony being played... It was however played backwards... She did not understand that but came back the next day and brought her friend to listen to the music under the grave... When she got there, she heard the tenth symphony being played.. This time again, It was played backwards... They both did not understand this weird undertaking... As they were about to leave a caretaker came along the way, both girls asked the caretaker if he knew why Beethoven's music was being played backwards... The caretaker replied 'Don't you get it... Beethoven is DECOMPOSING!!!!!!' ____________________________________________________________________*~ A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that little Johnny was wearing a red fire man's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, 'That's really a nice fire engine you have there son, but I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck.' 'Yeah,' Johnny replied, 'but then I wouldn't have a siren.'