Palpali and Sitara dd, lai tyanQ ! the ant and elephant in question rocks! :):):) Confused is adorable as alwayz. :p ==============================================*~ Whats the strongest letter in the alphabet? ~ P, even Superman can't hold it ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------*~ A man buys a millipede from a pet store. The Petshop tells him not to send the millepede outside for any work. The man asks it to clean the floor, finishes it very fast. Next the man asks it to wash the dishes , it finishes it in no time The man then asks the millipede to go to the shop and get a pack of cigarette It goes out and didn't return for hours. He goes to the front door, opens it... and there's the millipede sitting right outside. What's the story?!' The millipede says, 'I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on my shoes!' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------~* A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the bartender, 'Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!' The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*~ A man was out walking his pit bull and decided to stop in the neighbourhood tavern for a quick beer. Some moments later a second man entered the establishment and asked, 'Who owns the Pit bull outside' The first man answers 'I do, why?' The second man says 'well my pet chiuahhua is out there killing it.The first man says that's ridiculous. The second man says 'suit yourself, but he's choking to death on it.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*~ Humor In Uniform I was visiting my parents with my new husband, a Navy frogman, when he drew me aside. "I don't think your mother likes me," he said. "I was explaining that I can't wear my wedding ring when I dive, because barracudas are attracted to shiny things and might bite off my finger. And she said, 'Well,can't you wear it on a chain around your NECK? "