So, there's this bear, and a rabbit running through the woods they hit each other and start fighting, until a tiny blue dragon says "STOP! if you do I shall give you each three wishes The bear says OK The rabbit says OK The bear says "I wish all the bears in the county were girls, except me." The rabbit wishes for a harley The bear says "I wish all the bears in the state were girls, except me." The rabbit wishes for a speedboat Then the bear says "I wish all the bears in the WORLD were girls, except me!" The rabbit says "I wish the bear was gay." =================================================~* Divine Intervention Three men are being carted off to meet Madam Guillotine during the French Revolution. A Frenchman, An Englishman, and A nerd. The Executioner leads the Frenchman up the stairs and locks him in. He asks the Frenchman if he has anything he wants to say. The Frenchman says Vivre La France! The Executioner then pulls the cord but the blade fails to fall. The crowd goes wild, it's divine intervention and the Executioner lets the Frenchman go free. Next he leads the Englishman up, locks him in and ask's if he wants to say anything. The Englishman says, Tis a far better thing I do, tis a far better place I go... The Executioner then pulls the cord, and again the blade fails to fall. The crowd erupts, another divine intervention. The executioner lets the Englishman go free. He then leads the nerd up the stairs, locks him in and says, is there anything you want to say? The nerd reply's "Well yeah, I think I see your problem up there !" ===================================================*~ A zebra escaped from a zoo and it hit onto a field full of cows. The zebra walked up to one and said: 'Hello Love, what do you do around here then?' 'I eat grass all day, and get milked morning and night,' replied the cow. 'Oh,' the zebra said and went over to another cow. 'Hello Love, what do you do around here then?' He asked again. The cow repeated the same. The zebra then walked over to a bull. 'Hello,' he said. 'What do you do around here?' The bull gave him the once-over and said: 'Get those PYJAMAS off and I'll show you.' ====================================================~* Have You Seen My Dog? The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.