I appreciate all your fan letters...It is flattering to know that you cannot stop thinking about me....Taken into consideration that many of you regard me as a role model, I feel a sense of obligation to respond to your fan mail... Redstone- I suggest you type your comments on Microsoft Word and use spellcheck and then copy and paste it onto Sajha...It is imperative you take these precautions to avoid looking like the idiot which we now know you are.. DP- Bravo, bravo!..Well done, Sherlock...You have uncovered my true identity...Yes, it is I, Sonika NY alias "Rameshbabu."...Great detective work, idiot. Confused- Congratulations! You are now officially Sajha's biggest coward..Only a nerd with no life is fearful of being banned from a messageboard...LOL...you're pathetic. Lady Croft- You "Bumbed" the cliffs??...That's a great pun, Lesbo..Did you have to work at being such an imbecile, or was this a god-given gift? Stepfather- I am your biological father. When I first met your mother she was licking carpets for a living. That all changed after she got a taste of the delicious glob from my knob...She used to beg me to put some ghyu on her dhal bhatt...I allowed her to taste my phlegm, provided that she never bore me a son...The day you were conceived was the day I left that old wench...but now I realize I have made a mistake...You grew up with no father figure in your life and began calling yourself "stepfather" to compensate for this void...Your mother was too busy pleasuring herself, and did not have the time to instill any discipline or morals in her son...That being said, Im sorry I walked out on you...I want to to know that daddy always loves you...Wherever you may be.