NOTE : The jokes are not meant to offend anyone personally. Pardonez moi for any misconceptions. ==================================================* Dress Of Love An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter: "what are you doing naked?" The daughter responds:"This is the dress of love." When the mother returns home, She strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks her: "what are you doing naked, woman?" She responds: "This is the dress of love." And he said to her: "Well, go iron it."