...yawn! Like Haakim Saab mentioned, you speak in third person,

And no one laughs at your baloney.

And if an IT manager types a sentence like

"sojoketo ain't into trying to woo any girl. after having several gf's in the past..sojoketo is kind of fed up with this freaking gf-bf drama relationship..as of now, sojoketo is into open relationship with girls."

I am warren buffet :)