Haha, hit the nail squarely on its head.

Who the fcuk I mean, WHO THE fcuk, refers to themselves in the third person? If someone refers to themselves in the third person-for example 'sojoketo keto aint  (insert pathetic grammer)' chances are that they are either.

1) A loser of the highest degree who may be came upon a tiny bit of relief in life and can't associate the word 'I' after leaving a life revolving around slim jims/public buses/public housing. Relief is a loosely used term here, any chimp with a pulse can find an IT job these days with a heavily doctored resume.

2) You've created a third person in your head, an alter ego, who is NOT you, since you can't live with who you really are.

 For example lets say the real self of Sojoketo is a 5'3" bag of bones with an ugly face, so then he creates an alter ego 'Sojoketo'. Now, the actual self of Sojoketo might be an eye sore but the identity created in his head is not. This is sometimes called Dissociative Personality Disorder or in its more severe form Multiple Personality Disorder.