woah, i missed out on A LOT in the past 2 days!!! although off the topic, compulsive liar, your stuff was hilarious!!! even if it was just copy and paste. and tisa, yours was also right on! totally accurate! bedrock, i came up with a couple new ones: only in america can little kids dress up like bhuts and baksinis and get a ton of candy! (happy halloween....) only in america do people think 4 blocks is too far to walk! (lazy bastards....) only in nepal do people have the power to stop an entire bus simply by holding up their pinky (pisab garnuparyo, yaar!) only in nepal can a bomb be made out of a rice cooker! and on a more sentimental vibe.... only in america do i wish i was still in nepal only in nepal was i deeply happy and in love with life