Aalu ko jhol, here is one for you.

One day, Aalukojhol died and went to purgatory. Yamaraj said to him, "Have you ever cheated on income tax?"
Aaluko jhol: 'Yes.'
Yamaraj ordered: 'Make him sleep with the ugliest woman.'
Few days later, Aalukojhol met Divorceguy with the most beautiful girl ever.
Aalukojhol: 'Hey Divorceguy, you are such a lucky dude. How come you end up with such a beautiful girl?'
Divorceguy: 'I don't know. Yamaraj just called me and asked me to be with her.'
Aalukojhol:' Well, how is sex?'
Divorceguy:' It's great. But One thing confuses me.'
Aalukojhol:'What?'
Divorceguy: "Every time we finish having sex, she turns to the other side and murmurs, 'Damn Income Tax'."