I had received this one a while ago: You may be a Nepali if: You ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?". - You try to ignore all other unknown desi's around you. - Your stove top in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil. - Your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor. - The phrase "When are you going to Nepal" comes into your conversation at least once a day - You know all the $1.50 theaters in your city. - You don't know any American outside your work. - You keep comparing prices at Best Buy for the phone you bought six months ago. - You smell like a curry. - You have never asked a girl out. (you might just be plain ugly too). - There are more that 4 guys living in a 2 bedroom apartment. - You know your friends salaries! - You complain about Tribhuwan International Airports on your first vacation to Nepal. - You've bookmarked immigration web pages in your browser. - You have been to Mexico or Canada for multiple entry F1 or H1 Visa.