Dear DivorceCow

I know you pretty well, and I am assuming you know me as well :) Just let me stay in the apartment for free and take care of my expenses and I will be fine. Happy Dashain la?  By the way, Tihar ma taas khelne paisaa chaayiyathyo, de la !

Your Inspirations:

1. Bhuwan KC
2. Dark Prince Niroula
3. Angkaji
4. नन्द प्रसाद अधिकारी
5. कुमार घैंटे
6. गगन थापा
7. नेप्रिकन निल ओझा
8. Khushbu Mishra
9. CK Raout
10. Anju Panta 
11. rekha thapa
12. Bhim Niroula
13. Tara Niraula
14. Sailes shrestha
15. Amit shah
16. Malina Joshi
17. Khusbu Oli
18. KP Oli
19. Priyanka Karki
20. Don chari
21. Srilankans and Kallus/Mexicans
22. Nisha Adhikari
23. Namrata
24. Priyanka

Your Fetishes:

1. Amazing Gori surfer girl
2. A Nepali woman who can surf and has a body like Amazing Gori surfer girl
3. A Nepali girl who can skate and surf and has a body like Amazing Gori surfer girl
4. The  Amazing Gori surfer girl with dami figure who can skate and surf 
5. The Nepali woman who can surf and has a body like Amazing Gori surfer girl  who can skate and surf  with dami  figure   like jennifer lawrence, kate upton, Victoria Justice and others

Your Livelihood:

1. Although you have been living in Houston, been to California twice for Asylum, you actually want to settle in Queens New York
2. You want to be promoted to the  Day Time Full time cashier in the Gas Station Houston  where you work Night Shift and you are agressively looking to hire a replacement for the night shift
3. You are from Maharajgunj, but there's an outstanding allegation that you are from Damauli !
4. You are 29. Not Married. Not Divorced. But you like a woman who is 34, married to a guy who you know and want  would like her to be divorced
5. You came to the US as a F1 student 193 weeks back and you still wear the Nepali shoes 8.5 Nepali size
6. You hate illegal Nepali immigrants, because you came in legally.
7. You are out of status in the US since you did too much of community college hopping around searching for lowest fees and least credit
8. You want to travel to 37 Countries where Nepalese Can Travel Without a Visa
9. You were so fascinated about the ALS bucket challenge but did not have the balls to do that although our room mate did it ad posted it on facebook. Actually, no one challanged you
10. You are afraid of deportation
11. You are fascinated with Hands Up! Don't shoot!! - Wannabe Neprican Solta :). Neil is your ...... (suspense).....
12. I thought you were a Newar. You are a ज्यापु ?
13. You were involved ni the Miss Nepal US 2014 with Free Pass, dressed up and posed like a model everyday but never got a click.
14. You were involved in the NRN Elections, campaigned but did not vote
15. You have been to a casino once, that too in Oklahoma, and your goal in life is to win $150k through gambling. You have been trying to find an online gambling business.
16. You hate 2 Nepalese who went from F1 to Citizenship through MAVNI. They already have houses, graduation and are happily married. But you failed miserably in everything.
17. At times you think of going back to Nepal for good but dont have the guts for it. You want to earn that $150k first.
18. But you are sad with the way Nepal government is fuctioning and your repeated suggestions have been ignored by Koirala Government
19. Your favourite dream vacation is Bahamas, Aruba and Costa Rica.
20. Your idol is Kaushal Niraula
21. You were granted an exclusive visa to work in a liqor store, own some kind of business, do moj masti while khelaaudai gori. But, you did not come here to earn money.

And your weaknesses are:

1. पेन्टी
2. हस्तमैथुन
3. Nepali Drunk Guys Dance

P.S. All characters and circumstances appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Fictious facts above are derived from the legendayr postings of DivorceGuy.

@Power_Ranger, Thanks for the interest :) Thanks for the interest :) Thanks for the interest :)
@pirka - That response took about an hour. But this new one took my half day off my Monday job after dashain hangover :) Totally worth it man.
@Jhapali_Thito - Lets wait for the sequel :)
@facebook - I googled every bits and pieces of it man. It my original plagarism.
Kiddo - I would never screw this guy man, but look at him, he's one lonely RealG, One Man Army, Jia Nepal, real talk guy. Aren't i doing him a favor hanging out with him?
@DivorceCow, Whats up? इस्काइ ?