Posted by: ramprasadneupane October 1, 2014
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I thought a lot after reading this and i found it very mean that you wrote all about me on sajha.
This is what really happened:
I appreciate that you still consider me as your friend. I was the one who helped you settle in the US when you came with your 2 bags from the airport 7 years back. my life was better then, I had money, apartment, job, everything. Luck failed me slowly and things became worst. Last year, I came to live with you thinking that you will appreciate all the help I had done to you for the first 2 years when you were new. Apartment, Job, Tuition fees, chicks, what not!!!
Yes, I drink, you drink too. I smoke and you smoke too. You forgot to mention that the 12 pack is for both of us and the 2-3 packs of cigarettes is consumed by both of us. You forgot to mention about the weed I hook you up with daily. You smoke weed like a chimney. You work day shift at the liquor store 10 to 10 and you made me work the night shift at the same store. When i come back in the morning, that's when I get to unwind and I like doing it with a sip of beer till I drop sleep.
You don't feed me breakfast by the way.... it just so happens that before you leave for work in the morning, you are used to make and eat breakfast and you make more, enough for 3 people. I hate food being wasted and i consume it. You know i am in debt, loan and need to send money to my ailing parents and for my sister's wedding in Nepal. I am saving for that and you agreed to it. It was you who said that I can stay as long as I want and rent is not an issue. How could you forget? besides you only pay $150 for a living room in the 2 bedroom apartment where 4 additional people live. I and you live in the living room, so there's no rent to pay for no room.
About the AC, dude, i stay at home at daytime and it gets freaking hot... you get your ac share at the work. besides all 6 people in our apartment use the AC.
About the goat, you forgot the main thing. I was the one who found the place on craigslist, I was the one who drove you up to the ranch. I was the one who chose the right goat, checked if there was balls or no balls cause you found it too stinky and filthy. I was the one to give instructions to the ranch about the rakti, andra bhudi, foxo, mutu kalejo. I bet you have never even seen a goat being cut cause you were too scared since your troubled childhood. I was the one who separated the legs and tauko. I was the one who spent 3 hours cleaning the intestines. I cut the meat separate from the bones and skewed them up for sekuwa and did the bhuttan fry. And now you tell me I gave 2 pounds of fila ko masu to the other 4 room mates and shared the sekuwa, andrabhudi, rakti? You forgot to mention I also gave them chilled beer with it. You want me to calculate all these spoonfeeding hours?
Oh yes, about the pennies and quarters laying around the apartment, unclaimed, I know its worth. 1 penny is 1 Rupees, 1 Dime is 10 Rupees, 1 Dollar is 100 Rupees. I saved up $69 from the apartment changes found here and there this month and western unioned it to our village to support 5 kids in their education for a year. I have told you about this plan gazzillion times and you have always admired it.
Yes I have been telling you "tero paisa tirchu r***** ko ban", you know why? THINK! You will get the answer. Read this twice.
About the car, this happened when I went to search for the ranch to buy khasi didn't it? and you don't mention that ! You know I don't have a license and I am undocumented. Even my asylum didn't work out. I am waiting for Obama to do something or me. But every now and then you are the one who tells me to drive the car for you, whenever you are drunk, whenever you feel uncomfortable driving on the freeway. Whats the big deal? It got a little dent during Khasi search. Dont claim the insurance though as I taught you. You are too naive for these things. Get it repaired at our regular local garage. Repairs for $100 and Lights would cost $20? You cant repair it? Do you really want me to cut off the little kids education funds and fix the taillight? Seriously?
Hehe, the club! Who introduced to the glory of hole in the wall? Who took you to the bikini bar where you became a regular customer? Who showed you for real what black, white, brown and yellow clits really look like at the strip club the first time? You gave you the first lap dance order? Who took you whoring in America? And you talk about entrance fees? Buying Beers? You in Loss All the time? Your money for tips? Shit man!!
About the iphone, it was an accident and accidents are accidents. Whats the big deal, call the ipjone insurance,claim a lost phone and get a new damn phone for $130. Send this one to Nepal after fixing it for $40. Watch Youtube, it will teach you how to fix it for $40. And why didn't you mention about the picture? What type of picture was it? huh? You wanted me to take your selfie while you drive! Why in the world didn't you take the selfie yourself? its a selfie for heavens sake !!!
About the white foam, you saw me while I was brushing once. I was drinking beer, 2-3 may be, then i get a call about a job. I had to brush my teeth. You run in to the bathroom and see me foaming. Dude! you need to brush too. Twice!! Stop using Listerine 3 times a day.
About Nepal, I will go someday, but I want to leave my options open here. If I get a residency through marrying your divorced wife (a US Citizen) or through Obama or somehow, I will go. if nothing works there, i will come back for sure. Its been 16 years in the US and I don't think I will be easy for me in Nepal. Oh yes, thanks for reminding Tharra, that shit is awesome. You have always been a faggot on tasting it while in Nepal. I don't think you ever will.Research shows, people who drank Tharra at least once in their life are not prone to divorce and erectile dysfunction. #कुरो
This is what really happened:
I appreciate that you still consider me as your friend. I was the one who helped you settle in the US when you came with your 2 bags from the airport 7 years back. my life was better then, I had money, apartment, job, everything. Luck failed me slowly and things became worst. Last year, I came to live with you thinking that you will appreciate all the help I had done to you for the first 2 years when you were new. Apartment, Job, Tuition fees, chicks, what not!!!
Yes, I drink, you drink too. I smoke and you smoke too. You forgot to mention that the 12 pack is for both of us and the 2-3 packs of cigarettes is consumed by both of us. You forgot to mention about the weed I hook you up with daily. You smoke weed like a chimney. You work day shift at the liquor store 10 to 10 and you made me work the night shift at the same store. When i come back in the morning, that's when I get to unwind and I like doing it with a sip of beer till I drop sleep.
You don't feed me breakfast by the way.... it just so happens that before you leave for work in the morning, you are used to make and eat breakfast and you make more, enough for 3 people. I hate food being wasted and i consume it. You know i am in debt, loan and need to send money to my ailing parents and for my sister's wedding in Nepal. I am saving for that and you agreed to it. It was you who said that I can stay as long as I want and rent is not an issue. How could you forget? besides you only pay $150 for a living room in the 2 bedroom apartment where 4 additional people live. I and you live in the living room, so there's no rent to pay for no room.
About the AC, dude, i stay at home at daytime and it gets freaking hot... you get your ac share at the work. besides all 6 people in our apartment use the AC.
About the goat, you forgot the main thing. I was the one who found the place on craigslist, I was the one who drove you up to the ranch. I was the one who chose the right goat, checked if there was balls or no balls cause you found it too stinky and filthy. I was the one to give instructions to the ranch about the rakti, andra bhudi, foxo, mutu kalejo. I bet you have never even seen a goat being cut cause you were too scared since your troubled childhood. I was the one who separated the legs and tauko. I was the one who spent 3 hours cleaning the intestines. I cut the meat separate from the bones and skewed them up for sekuwa and did the bhuttan fry. And now you tell me I gave 2 pounds of fila ko masu to the other 4 room mates and shared the sekuwa, andrabhudi, rakti? You forgot to mention I also gave them chilled beer with it. You want me to calculate all these spoonfeeding hours?
Oh yes, about the pennies and quarters laying around the apartment, unclaimed, I know its worth. 1 penny is 1 Rupees, 1 Dime is 10 Rupees, 1 Dollar is 100 Rupees. I saved up $69 from the apartment changes found here and there this month and western unioned it to our village to support 5 kids in their education for a year. I have told you about this plan gazzillion times and you have always admired it.
Yes I have been telling you "tero paisa tirchu r***** ko ban", you know why? THINK! You will get the answer. Read this twice.
About the car, this happened when I went to search for the ranch to buy khasi didn't it? and you don't mention that ! You know I don't have a license and I am undocumented. Even my asylum didn't work out. I am waiting for Obama to do something or me. But every now and then you are the one who tells me to drive the car for you, whenever you are drunk, whenever you feel uncomfortable driving on the freeway. Whats the big deal? It got a little dent during Khasi search. Dont claim the insurance though as I taught you. You are too naive for these things. Get it repaired at our regular local garage. Repairs for $100 and Lights would cost $20? You cant repair it? Do you really want me to cut off the little kids education funds and fix the taillight? Seriously?
Hehe, the club! Who introduced to the glory of hole in the wall? Who took you to the bikini bar where you became a regular customer? Who showed you for real what black, white, brown and yellow clits really look like at the strip club the first time? You gave you the first lap dance order? Who took you whoring in America? And you talk about entrance fees? Buying Beers? You in Loss All the time? Your money for tips? Shit man!!
About the iphone, it was an accident and accidents are accidents. Whats the big deal, call the ipjone insurance,claim a lost phone and get a new damn phone for $130. Send this one to Nepal after fixing it for $40. Watch Youtube, it will teach you how to fix it for $40. And why didn't you mention about the picture? What type of picture was it? huh? You wanted me to take your selfie while you drive! Why in the world didn't you take the selfie yourself? its a selfie for heavens sake !!!
About the white foam, you saw me while I was brushing once. I was drinking beer, 2-3 may be, then i get a call about a job. I had to brush my teeth. You run in to the bathroom and see me foaming. Dude! you need to brush too. Twice!! Stop using Listerine 3 times a day.
About Nepal, I will go someday, but I want to leave my options open here. If I get a residency through marrying your divorced wife (a US Citizen) or through Obama or somehow, I will go. if nothing works there, i will come back for sure. Its been 16 years in the US and I don't think I will be easy for me in Nepal. Oh yes, thanks for reminding Tharra, that shit is awesome. You have always been a faggot on tasting it while in Nepal. I don't think you ever will.Research shows, people who drank Tharra at least once in their life are not prone to divorce and erectile dysfunction. #कुरो