Here is another one. Too funny..................:) Why Do Men Die First?? > >This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but, now >we >know. > > >If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat >race... >you're a male chauvinist. > >If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. > >If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. > >If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. > >If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation. > >If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off >your >lazy behind and find something better > >If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism. > >If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity. > >If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. > >If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. > >If you cry............you're a wimp. > >If you don't........ you're an insensitive bastard. > >If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. > >If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated >woman. > >If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. > >If SHE asks you..........it's a favor > >If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a >pervert. > >If you don't.............you're gay. > >If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist. > >If you don't................you're unromantic. > >If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. > >If you don't..............you're a slob. > >If you buy her flowers............you're after something. > >If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. > >If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself. > >If you don't....................you're not ambitious. > >If she has a headache............she's tired. > >If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. > >If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. > >If you don't................there must be someone else. > >Men die first because they want to.