Just woke up to a loud moaning and grunting. In my mind I am thinking did some lesbians crash into my apartment. Well I dont mind you lesbian because you love the woman and so do I. But I am married and wife is in the house. So with some curiosity went to check into my living room. And there was my wife watching French Open final Sharapova vs Halep. Dang! I humbly requested my wife ," Honey, can you moan like Sharapova while we are performing just to make me feel more masculine and stud." She was quick with her answer," Baby can you perform like California Chrome just to make me feel more feminine and not quit early like LeBron James in 4th qtr." Dang again!