much appreciated for granting a privilege of answering your part of the question. i'm overwhelmed. :)

"Facebook addicts are at most risk of LOSING their friends because people get sick of their updates"
probably true: for people(one in 1000 someone like sambidha who ain't like and comment on status or facebook pic of others, who for sure have not taken any selfie of her till date and that may never happen :0 )
rest of 999(someone like sojo keto, aam manche :) ) probably would not get sick of facebook update. :in fact i enjoy it)

Sambidha, you are queen of boredom.==Sambidha, you not a princess of romance, fun

both kinda resembles the same . just a diplomatic way of satirizing one.
Similarly,
"ani i never said celebrities and mine friends are the only ones who are good at selfies" ==
aru sidha sadha manche ko selfie is annoying :)

btw, facebook pic update garyouta?
ani how about status?
LMAO..