If I were to make a blatantly explosive and controversial statement like this, I would at least check to make sure that the facts are straight rather than come in later and say "Oh you know what I meant! Come on guys!, (wink* wink* nod* nod*)"

Maybe you should stick to your god given gift of comedy, Mr. Onion. 

Also, I can turn your argument on its head by just reversing it. 

Aaru bela Bharitiya bistarbad ka birodh garni haru, bharat na man paraune haru biswa kai popular Bollywood movie heri kina bharitiya actor/actress lai pujchan? Kina Bollywood movie ko geet haru ma nachda hunn?

You get the gist though, right?