A guy in Kathmandu, wakes up from a comma of 16 years. Here's his interaction with the doctors:
Doctors, "Congratulations!! You are back!!!"
Patient, "What do you mean?"
Doctors, "Well...do you have any idea how long have you not been awake for?"
Patient, "What are you talking about. I went to bed last night and got up this morning."
Doctor,"That's cute. You have no idea how long you have been in coma, how long has the world around you changed."
Patient, "What? I don't believe you."
Doctor, "Okay, ask us anything about present Nepal. You will be surprised how things have changed."
Patient, "OKay, do we still have loadshedding?"
Doctor, "Ummm...yes, but ask something else."
Patient, "Has Melamchi come to Ktm finally?"
Doctor," How about you ask us something else?"
Patient, "Okay, is Koirala still the PM and Nepali Congress still the ruling party?"
Doctor, "I think you are right. I think the entire country was in the Comma and you are perfectly normal. Nothing has changed."