Nothing is going right for Paula Deen these day, she tried to apologize for saying N-word by cooking fried chicken and serving to the group of African-American people in her hometown.

I wonder what Rekha Thapa is upto these days, I bet she is driving Prachanda putra crazy with her Gorkhali Thighs.  He is like ," bhatkai dinchhu bakhra ko khor pani." 

I think I will name my baby Taniya Baniya if its girl or Padka Khadka if it’s a boy. Sounds better than North West, huh??

Rajesh Hamal dai had erection for more than 4 hrs after taking Cialis , he checked into the Bir Hospital and told a nurse ,” sister, tapaiko lagi yo linga salam ho, mero lagi falam bho. “ this time in a very polite manner.

One DV guy told me, “ eh babu timi Monkey visa ma aako dherai aas nagara, khuru khuru padha degree leu ani Nepal jau na ta? Maile pani jawaf diye ," Ho Hajur thik bhannu bho, Donkey Visa ma aaunu bhako bhagyemani tapai, yehi hee-haw hee-haw gardai basnu hai ta."

I have learnt to deal with NSA, Thanks to Snowden, I do a lot of burping, farting, belching, cussing, moaning, yelling and screaming over the phone these days.

Waiting on Immigration Reform has been like waiting on rooster to lay an egg. Marco Rubio, Que Paso? Mero ghati ma USCIS ko paaso?

I came to America with 3 pieces of suits and 6 ties. (high hopes and dream job.. lol).The only time I wore was to a job interview at pizza hut. I tried to wear it second time at Dashain party. It didn’t fit. Thanks to pizza hut delicacy.

True story, I went to a Chinese/ Indian buffet. I overheard two Nepali waitresses talking to each other, “Jaatho kasto makhi chus raichha yaar, ek rupiya ni kasaile tips chhodchha! Chutiya!!”  I got scared and left $2 and disappeared.

Have you ever felt like a dog on leash while the bitch is standing nearby? Yes,I have, when on my wedding night, my wife went to sleep over with her Lokantis into the other room.

Wonder how you distinguish a Nepali in America? If you can’t decide whether he is Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Filipino, or from Laos? Then he should be from Nepal. If that doesn’t work, just go straight up and touch his Adam’s apple. If he tries to blow air on your hand, you got him!! He is Gorkhali.

I started my community college doing LP volunteer job. Wonder what LP is? I used to do  "lyaune puraune " new nepali chicks from Indian grocery store to the college and back to their apartment with the hope of getting laid. Bad Idea!! Should have charged them for the service!

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Mangale