Gori Ko Poi, you are the celebrity of Sajha these days. People have devoted themselves to school you but I’m here to glorify you. This is for you brother:

Other day Gori Ko Poi had health scare after what Michael Douglas told about his cancer. So he went shopping for tongue condom.

Gori Ko Poi is so fan of white girls that he considers getting herpes via them is his privilege.

Gori Ko Poi is so Americanized that he prefer bologna-salami over Nepali dal-bhat-tarakari. Last time I gave bologna salami to my nepali bhote kukur, it literally threw up.

Gori Ko Poi and his gori and her kids were shopping at a mall, he overheard two Nepali student girl working at the kiosk saying, “bichara, manchhe le k k behornu parcha hai life ma.. gothai syarnu parne manchhe le greencard ko laagi.”

Gori ko Poi is thinking to bleach himself all white but he is confused what color he will turn into when he goes for tanning. 

Gori ko Poi doesn’t like Nepali girls because they don’t give a sh*t to him.

One day Gori ko Poi was wiggling his penis into gori’s 3 layer flat breads, she wasn’t feeling anything so he decided to insert his hand and then she started moaning. Then Gori ko Poi pulled out his hand and inserted his little “Gadeula”, she yelled at him, “STOP USING YOUR PINKY!!”
Managle