American girl: “What do you do?”
Nepali girl: “Why are you in Nepal?”

American: Asks you to buy a drink
Nepali: Expects you to buy a drink

American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Nepali: High heels because men like them

American: 20 pounds overweight
Nepali: 5 pounds underweight

American: Looking for a stable career
Nepali: Looking for a stable husband

American: Won’t shut up
Nepali: Won’t open up

American: Hates makeup
Nepali: Qualified to be a makeup artist

American: Fake attitude
Nepali: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows

American: Obsessed with celebrities
Nepali: Obsessed with money

American: Bang in three hours
Nepali: Bang after marriage

American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggets in microwave
Nepali: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother

American: Has bulky dimensions like an rugby player
Nepali: Has petite dimensions like a normal girl

American: You have to trick her into having sex
Nepali: You have to logically convince her into having sex

American: High self-esteem when beauty doesn’t warrant it
Nepali: Low self-esteem when beauty warrants it

American: Pretends to be a porn star in bed
Nepali: Pretends to be a virgin in bed

American: Complains there are no good men
Nepali: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers

American: Grinds on every cock in the club
Nepali: Clubs are for whores

American: Feels uncomfortable with silence
Nepali: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter

American: Treats you like a coworker
Nepali: Treats you like the master of her life

American: Relationship gets worse after first bang
Nepali: Relationship gets better after first bang

American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the world
Nepali: Never traveled and insecure about it

American: Obsessed with Apple
Nepali: Obsessed with Facebook

American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racist
Nepali: Hates blacks

American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Nepali: Dresses flashy even though she has no money

American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilege
Nepali: Sees men as a bridge to a better life

American: Pretend she’s strong and independent
Nepali: Knows she’s fragile and weak

American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from men
Nepali: Doesnt need to

American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Nepali: Things marriage is essential to being happy

American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic angles
Nepali: Expert at posing for photos in ugly park

American: Will believe anything you tell them
Nepali: Human lie detector

American: Divorce in 5 years, will take the house and kids with her
Nepali: 50 year marriage anniversary is expected