Many guys when they see a girl eating a banana, they also think about sex. But the girl eating the banana is simply feeding herself and the process has nothing to do with sex. The Shiva Linga has nothing to do with sex. I have given evidences for it and the most compelling one is that there is also a Ramalinga where Lord Ram is worshipped in the form of the same Linga.

It is one thing to have differences with a religion based on facts but totally another thing to make up lies and dwell on them and use it for abusive purpose. Next time your mom makes aachar using mortar and pestle, she is doing just that, making aachar. Respect something for what it symbolises. I am sure even Quagmire would agree. Giggity.