Freedomji,
Just a question. Are you just discussing for the sake of discussion or you just want to prove that your logic is true and shiva linga looks nothing like penetration?Shiva lingam is the symbol for the origin of life, and nothing describes it properly like a penetration unless you are autogamous. So stop living in denial that it is not penetration. But then again we are all free to have our opinion, so lets just leave it at having our own opinion and leave the god to rest in peace eh. 

P.S.- Behoove, some really nice punchlines there, more of them would be more fun to see in next one up your sleeve. :-)