Posted by: confused_soul March 15, 2013
बन्टी और बबली ( प्यार दिवाना होयेल )
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nitisa, tum has ke lot pot bhayel, hum khush bhayel!

CS (Jwala) prastut karathe: Bunty aur Bubli (Pyaar Deewana Hoyel), Part 2:

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Sarpanch babulaal gaadi ko chadan waaste nikle rahel, par unki biwi Roopmati bahut pareshan hoi gayin.
 
“Ey Bubli ke paapu, apni beti ko bandook se udaoge kya?” Roopadevi dhoti samhaldai bol rahin.
 
“Teri beti us lafange bunty ke sath gulfange uda rahel, roopmati, aaj ya to woh na rahel, ya to main na rahel!” Thakur furious hoigawa, mucho (moustache) bhi ekdum straight hoi gayel.
 
“Oye Hoye bhagwaan hanuman, yi din dikhat agaadi meri jaan kyun nahi chali gayel!”, Roopmati fut fut ke rone lagi rahel.
 
Champa aur Shilpa (maids) turunta ai rahel, aur roopmati ko haweli ke andar lagi rahel.
 
“Paandu, Baanke, Ballu, Chintu, sab log mere sath aao”, sarpanch chillaye rahel, chillaye itne jor se ki aangan ke kauwa bhi fur fur ud rahel.
 
To sab log fatafat se jeep main baithe, bandook, laathi lekar. Baanke ne aisi gaadi kudayi ki woh kheto main 10 minut me pahuch hi gaye.
 
Ek chumma tu mujhko udhaar dai de, aur badle me …………..music………………aur badle me……………….music…………….aur badle me UP Bihar lai le………………
 
Jab sarpanch aur unke aadmi kheto me pahuch gaye, tab bunty aur bubli pyaar me mast gaana gai rahel. Nach bhi rahel thodi thodi feri.
 
“Bunty, mere barfi, tumre bin main nahi ji sakel, priye”, Bubly kahel
“Hum bhi tumse pyaar karel Bubly Jaaneman, hamaar judaai asambhav bhayel”, Bunty reply karel, madly in love bhayel
 
“Kalmuhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”, woh bunty aur bubbly pyaar me mast puppy karne ni waale the paraal (hay) ke pile me, par sarpanch ki cheekh se woh romance main paani fir gaya.
 
“Bunty kamine, teri aukat kaise bhayel, meri ful jaise beti se pyaar karne ki?” Sarpanch banduk me goli fit kardai kahel
 
“Sarpanch ji, pyaar aukat nahi dekhel, dil dekhel, hum tumri beti se shaadi rachane ki kasam khayel”
 
“Kasam khayel? Kasam khayel? Arey kamine, ab goli kha!”
 
To Sarpanch babulaal banduk Bunty ke taraf tersayel, aur trigger dabane ni wale bhayel, tab Bunty ki maa ki awaz sunai diyel.
 
Let me explain. Bunty ke paapu Lakhan Kumar ek jamane me bahut imaandar inspector bhayel. Gau (village) me daaku ki ataank se logo ko bachane ke time pe unki maut ho gayel. Tab se Bunty apni andhi maa Rampiyari aur bidhwa bahen Fulmati ke saath rahel.
 
To Bunty ki andhi maa ai rahel khet me, lauro bokdai. Woh Bunty ko dhood rahel.
 
“Arey besharam aurat, mujhe kyun pakad rahi hai? Tera beta udhar kone main hai” Bittu bolathe, aur Rampiyari udhar gayi.
 
“Sarpanch ji, mere bête ko maaf kar diyel, ye nahi hoga to mujh buddhi ka khyaal kaun karel?”
 
Par Sarpanch ji bahut ghussa bhayel, so Rampiyari ki baat nahi sunel.
 
Woh trigger dabaane hi wale the, tab Bubly Bunty ke aage jaa kar khadi hoyel.
 
“Ruk jao papu, mujhe kuch kehna bhayel”
 
“Ab kya kahel tu kalmuhi, khandaan ki ijjat ko mitti me milaike kya kahel?”
 
“Main Bunty ki bachche ki maa banne wali bhayel”
 
To be Continued bhayel…

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